Detective Dazai
Heyy everyonee!!!
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Dazai, what is this?
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Who's little Detective? Is it your kid or something!!
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No way in hell this stupid waste of bandages has a child.
(Y/n)
HII ..
IM (Y/N)!
I MET DAZAI LIKE 5 MINUTES AGO AND NOW IM HERE!!!
Detective Dazai
YESS!! HI KID!!
EVERYONE INTRODUCE YOURSELF.
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This is stupid.
I'm Kunikida Doppo.
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I'm Miyazawa Kenji! It's a pleasure to meet new people! How old are you?
(Y/n)
I know. The staff here said not to share
Personal info
But you guys are Detectives, so it's ok!!
I'm 10!!!
'(Y/n)' changed '???' Name to 'Mr. Kunikida'
'(Y/n)' changed '???' Name to 'Mr. Miyazawa'
Mr. Kunikida
So, kid, your telling me. You a 10 year old, a child.
TEXTED THIS MANIAC?!?!
Mr. Miyazawa
Ooh! Funn!! Another kid! Are you in Yokohama, you've heard of us I believe!
Detective Dazai
Woah! Kenji I didn't know you liked getting so much personal info from people!
I dont think you'll use it against them though! So it's fineeee!!
Mr. Kunikida
No! It's not fine! Personal safety should come first.
(Y/n)
Oh! I'm in the city over from Yokohama!
Mr. Kunikida
WHAT DID I JUST SAY!?
JUST BECAUSE WE ARE DETECTIVES DOESNT MEAN YOU SHOULD SHARE YOUR INFO!!
WHAT WOULD WE DO IF YOU SHARED THIS TOO, I DONT KNOW, THE PORT MAFIA!?
(Y/n)
The Port Mafia?
What's that??
Other than it being the Mafia...
Mr. Kunikida
Well, they are bad people. Something a child shouldn't be messing around with. Okay?
Mr. Miyazawa
Kunikida your so weird! You don't have to spell ok all the way! Silly!
Detective Dazai
That's Kunikida for you! Also Kunikida, you know you can shorten I don't know to idk..
'Mr. Miyazawa' changed 'Mr. Miyazawa' name to 'Kenji!!'
Kenji!!
There! I prefer my first name anyway! Oh! Kunikida!! Is Ranpo and Yosano back from their mission yet? Wasn't it about some murder case? I'm sure they'd love to meet this kid!
Mr. Kunikida
KENJI. PLEASE FIKTER YOUR WORDS. THATS WORK STUFF, PRIVATE INFO A RANDOM 10 YEAR OLD SHOULDNT BE HEREING!
Detective Dazai
*filter*
Mr. Kunikida
SHUT UP DAZAI
(Y/n)
*hearing* <3
Mr. Kunikida
WHY YOU....
Detective Dazai
That's my kid!!!
'Detective Dazai' changed '(Y/n)' to 'Mini Dazai<3'
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