Walmart Xiao: Have any of you seen [m/n]?
Cotton candy: No I haven't. What do you need him for anyway 🤨
Walmart Xiao: That's none of your business.
Baseball player: [M/n] was with me a moment ago but, he just left. Apparently he went to go look for something..?
William kisser: WHO
TF
STOLE
MY
MONEY
Baseball player: How are we supposed to know?
Walmart Xiao: Do you remember where you put it?
William kisser: YES?
Cotton candy: Idk but I think I saw sampo with it....
Snowman: WHY AM I BEING BROUGHT INTO THIS??? I HAVEN'T EVEN DONE ANYTHING AS FAR AS WE ALL KNOW.
Baseball player: Gee, I WONDER WHY.
Walmart Xiao: Wait March, weren't you with him the day he got the money and when he put it up?
Cotton candy: Yes? Is that all?
Walmart Xiao: with that in mind, wouldn't you know the exact spot he put it in?
Cotton candy: Are you trying to say that I took his money?
Baseball player: He didn't.....BUT YOU JUST DID
Cotton candy: HOW DID I SAY IT?
baseball player: no one was directly accusing you about it and Dan heng was just asking you questions. So technically, you outed yourself to us.
Cotton candy: "So technically" STFU. I WOULDN'T TAKE ANYTHING FROM YOU GUYS EVEN IF I WANTED TO☹️
Baseball player: excuses excuses, just fess up.
William kisser: NVM I FOUND IT
Cotton candy: I TOLD YOU I DIDN'T HAVE IT.
Baseball player: sorry....
Cotton candy: NO, YOU ACCUSED ME FOR NO REASON 😡
Snowman: so.......Am I off the hook now?
Cotton Candy: LEAVE.
Snowman: DAMN OKAY, that's why you look like a fucking genshin impact character.
Cotton candy: KYS.
Snowman: no♡
Baseball player: THE HEART?? HELPPPPP
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Mascot: wtf....
YOU ARE READING
ESTRELLA
FanfictionHsr x male reader Crackfic Little mention of blood and gore "Y'all, I think [m/n] has a math kink" "NO I DON'T????" I'm going insane atp.
