Ridonculous race x male reader

Brazilian Pain Forest

Don: In a stunning reversal, yesterday's winners now look like losers, as plane number two is in the air, on it's way to Brazil!

Inside the plane, the teams are all stuck with animals such as sheep, goats and cows. Several of them hold their noses, but some don't. Kitty is taking a selfie with the animals as Emma glares at her, Laurie and Miles are petting a sheep and Spud is on top of a cow like it's a bull

Taylor: Yeah, SO no. I am NOT doing this!

Kelly: Come on, Taylor! They're just cows, you eat them, you wear them, it's not so bad; just be one with the cow!

Suddenly, a cow lifts up its tail and... disposes its waste all over Taylor's boots. She shrieks.

Taylor confessional: It POOPED on my BOOTS!

Kelly confessional: Everyone said we wouldn't last two days on the show; that we'd never survive outside of the hills! Well, y'know, we may be a lot of things, but we're not quitters!

Taylor: I'm quitting!

She kicks a goat into off-screen, it baa's in pain, Taylor walks away

Kelly: If you stay I'll buy you a car.

Taylor: Okay! Done!

The goat baa's angrily and runs back on-screen, it then charges Taylor and headbutts her off-screen.

Laurie and Miles watch guiltily as two sheep munch on some hay

Laurie: I at the sheep's heads so we could stay in the game! But the non-elimination meant I didn't have to! I DIDN'T HAVE TO!!!

Miles just looks around nervously, then slaps Laurie

Miles: Okay, you need to calm down; what happens in Iceland STAYS in Iceland, okay?

Laurie sighs, Miles' cheeks bulge at the scent of her breath

Laurie: What? What?!

Miles swallows down the barf

Miles: I'm sorry, it's just that your... breath smells like sheep head!

Laurie smells her breath

Miles: DOES ANYONE HAVE A MINT?!

A cow walks up to Jay and Mickey, mooing

Mickey: Well, they're not making us sneeze! That's something. I wonder if being near so many ACTUAL cows will affect our lactose intolerance?

Jay: I guess we'll find out.

Cut to a map of the world, a dotted line created by a plane goes from Iceland to Brazil

Don: Flight number two has started its decent to the Brazilian destination.

The plane lands and the Adversity Twins are first off, holding their stomachs

Jay: RUN!!!

They run past the Don Box

Mickey confessional: We have our answer, our lactose intolerance extends to even being near cows!

His stomach rumbles, he cringes in pain

Jay: Can-can you find some toilet paper, or some

his stomach rumbles

Jay: some napkins?!

A loud fart is heard

Jay: Clean pants?

Mickey groans, teams hit the buzzers and get their tips

MacArthur: It's a Botch or Watch.

Pan over to Don standing next to a log, a glove hangs from a branch