Unexpected Guests (TF2 x reader)

"Don't need another perfect lie"

Okay, if the laptop is in there, where is your phone?

You looked around your room in a blind panic, trying to make as little noise as possible as you made your way over to your desk, where you usually put your phone before going to bed. You let out a tiny gasp as you remembered you put it in your back pocket last night, practically slapping your right ass cheek looking for your phone. You felt your heart drop in your chest as you realized it wasn't there. You gave a quick pat down of your other pockets, but no luck. You then hurriedly made your way over to your bed, looking through the blankets and trying not to accidentally fling your phone into the wall. With a small cry of relief you pulled your phone out from under the comforter, hugging the stupidly over expensive device to your chest as you fell back onto the mattress. You immediately turn your phone on and open discord, sending out a message to your group chat. You needed help.

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[Conqueeftador:] @everyone: Hey guys yeah pretty random question but what would you do if video game characters from a game you really love ended up teleporting to your house? Writing a fanfiction probably but not sure?
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Yeah, a fanfiction. Realistically they wouldn't believe fictional characters had actually teleported into your house, so you simply couldn't tell them that. You needed ideas on how to handle the situation. Of course you had a few of your own, but they were pretty blunt. Just cut to brass tax and tell them what's going on. You're not the type to beat around the bush, if there was something important that needed to be said, you were ruthlessly blunt about it. Which apparently is very rude, but it's not your fault you didn't want to waste time.

You didn't think it would be the right approach this time, so advice from your friends right now would be really great. After a minute of waiting, somebody finally responded.

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[JacksonJekyll:] shipping?
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You thought for a moment, before quickly becoming mortified at the thought. These were people, they weren't your silly little meow meows from the game. It would be wrong to ship yourself with them, or them with each other. Lest we be reminded of the very real horror that was Septiplier....

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[JacksonJekyll:] shipping?

[Conqueeftador:] Probably not, but the context is these are characters you've probably drawn porn of over the years, and they're probably from a different dimension? And they're kind of psychotic and murdery probably. So you kind of have to let them stay with you until they can find a way home. Also you're piss broke.
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You stopped typing, fidgeting nervously as you sat up. Oh you didn't think of that last night, did you? Maybe you should go through NSFW chat and delete every single thing you've ever said? You wouldn't be able to look Spy in the face again if he saw what you drew of him...

You looked back at the phone as Jackson typed again.

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[JacksonJekyll:] Well, depending on how long they're staying I'd say come clean about the source material they're from, and maybe reiterate that they are characters here, and people do whatever they want with characters. Also don't let them get to the porn you drew. I'm assuming you're the main character in this story? You always are.
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You frowned. You were going to do that anyway! You swore under your breath. You felt like you were running out of time, even though realistically you could probably get away with hiding in your room for a few more hours.