Post-it note, driving Treasurechest and Journal : So how was your day?
Treasurechest: We almost got surprise adopted!
Post-it note: What?
Journal : We almost got kidnapped.
Post-it note: Oh, okay.
Post-it note: *slams on the breaks* WAIT WHAT?!
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Post-it note: Please bring home PURIFIED water with NO minerals added for taste
Treasurechest: We got spring water
Post-it note: NO.
Journal : with EXTRA minerals
Treasurechest: it's like licking a stalagmite
Post-it note: DON'T COME HOME.
Journal : Mmmmm cave water
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*The group is getting into the car*
Post-it note: I’m driving.
Treasurechest, out of view: Shotgun!
Journal , turning to face Treasurechest: Aww! But you had it on the way here-
Everyone except Treasurechest: WOAH-
Treasurechest, holding a shotgun: No! I found a shotgun! And I want the front seat! *Pumps gun*
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Post-it note: If Journal and I were drowning, who would you save?
Treasurechest : You two can’t swim?
Journal : It’s a hypothetical question, Treasurechest : who would I save?
Treasurechest : my time and effort.
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Post-it note: Naturally, we are on the cutting edge of technology.
Journal , amazed: Wow...
Treasurechest , to Journal : Well what does that mean?
Journal : I don't know.
Journal , to Post-it note: What does that mean?
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Post-it note, negotiating with Journal : We have Treasurechest . Give us ten thousand dollars and they will be returned to you unharmed
Treasurechest : Whoa, whoa, wait, you think I’m only worth ten thousand dollars?
Post-it note:
Treasurechest : MAKE IT ONE MILLION–
Post-it note: TREASURECHEST STOP
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Post-it note: I can’t believe you live nearby, and you won’t let anyone crash at your place.
Journal : You people already know too much about me.
Treasurechest : I know exactly three facts about you, and one of them is that you won’t let any of us crash at your place.
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Store Worker: Would a Mr. Post-it note please come to the front desk?
Post-it note, arriving at the desk: Hello, is there a problem?
Store Worker: points to Journal and Treasurechest
Store Worker: I believe they belong to you?
Journal and Treasurechest , simultaneously: We got lost :(
Post-it note: I didn’t even bring you guys here with me-
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Post-it note: Hey Journal ,
Journal : Yes?
Post-it note: Can a person breathe inside a washing machine while it’s on?
Journal :
Journal : Where’s Treasurechest ?
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Post-it note: You have to apologize to Journal
Treasurechest : Fine.
Treasurechest : 'Unfuck you' or whatever.
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Post-it note: If you had to choose between Journal and all the money I have in my wallet, which would you choose?
Treasurechest : That depends, how much money are we taking about?
Journal : Treasurechest !
Post-it note: 63 cents.
Treasurechest : I'll take the money.
Journal : TREASURECHEST !!!
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Post-it note: WHY. why did you give Treasurechest a KNIFE?!
Journal : I’m sorry. They said they felt unsafe.
Post-it note: Now I feel unsafe!
Journal : I’m sorry.
Journal : ... would you like a knife?
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Post-it note: In your opinion, what’s the height of stupidity?
Journal : *turning to Treasurechest * How tall are you?
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Journal: Sometimes I drink milk straight out of the container.
Treasurechest: The cow???
Journal: What?
Post-it note: Treasurechest, W H Y?
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Post-it note: While I’m gone, Treasurechest, you’re in charge.
Treasurechest: Yes!!!
Post-it note, whispering: Journal , you’re secretly in charge.
Journal : Obviously.
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Post-it note: I know you snuck out last night, Treasurechest.
Journal : Play dumb!
Treasurechest: Who's Treasurechest?
Journal : NOT THAT DUMB!!!
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Treasurechest: Who thinks I can fit 15 marshmallows in my mouth?
Post-it note: You’re a hazard to society
Journal : And a coward. DO TWENTY.
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*Treasurechest and Post-it note sitting in jail together*
Post-it note: So who should we call?
Treasurechest: I’d call Journal , but I feel safer in jail
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Treasurechest, in a high voice, holding barbie: hey ken! I was thinking about going back to school and starting a career!
Post-it note, in a deep voice, holding ken: nonsense, barbie. you’re staying home and having my kids
Journal : what the fuck are you guys doing?
Treasurechest: playing systemic oppression
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Treasurechest: Here’s a fun Christmas idea. We hang mistletoe, but instead of kissing, you have to FIGHT whoever else is under it.
Post-it note: Treasurechest no.
Journal : Mistlefoe.
Post-it note: Please stop encouraging them.
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Treasurechest: If I accidentally sat on a voodoo doll of myself, would I be trapped forever in that position, doomed to starve to death?
Post-it note: How am I supposed to know?
Journal : You say, as if we don’t use you as a source of knowledge of the occult.
Post-it note: *sighs*
Post-it note: You wouldn't be trapped
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Treasurechest: Post-it note, what do IDK, LY, and TTYL mean?
Post-it note: I don’t know, love you, talk to you later
Treasurechest: Ok, I love you too, I’ll just ask Journal.
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Post-it note: Why are you on the floor?
Treasurechest: I'm depressed.
Treasurechest: Also I was stabbed, can you get Journal , please.
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Humorthis will mostly be treasurechest because he's my favorite and may include ships.
