these are some of thw stories i talked about with some of my drumk friends
hetstaine but for some reasons they are chefs and can't cook!
"hey dav pass me da sugar and da lemon n rice
krispies" jamz said to dav.
"wot are u tryin to cook??? u hav to open da oven, put dat thing inside n close n cook" dav explained n jamz seemed to look anywhere but in dav's eyes.
"oooo i C" jamz said.
"i D" dav said.
jamz showed dav his passport, grabbing it from up his ass.
jameson but jasn is q grandma who got her first phone
jasn: ui JHam
H6 ////
jaymz: wot m8?
jasn: 4
jaymz: oo grandma you will get better at text, it's only ur first phone!
jasn: Long Beach California
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part 2
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jasn: HELP!!!!!!!
jasn: HELP!!!! SOME1 ELP!!!!!
jaymz: OH GRANMA WHATS HAPPENING?
jasn: juic
jasn: buy me orage juic
jaymz: ...
jasn: walmar
junior x girl but she is not a minor
80s dav n 2020's dav talk
young dav: wot
young dav: u look like me
old dav: u too
young dav: dam
old dav: ur pretty babygirl
old dav: 😏
young dav: i know💖💅✨ but b4 u do anything weird i am taken🥵🔥
old dav: dam
young dav: yea from junior the other dav😜🤟
old dav: naurr gurll he will break ur girlypop heart😭😭💀💀💀
young dav: u fr bestie?☹️
old dav: yuhh he will prefer other younger n prettier girlies😔 but don't worry bestie i got u🤭
young dav: wdym my boo boo cuddly bear bae will b more attracted by other gurlz😭😭 am i not enough?☹️
old dav: cm here gurl ur fine w me😔😔
young dav: thx bestie😭😭 ur such a life savurrrr gurlllll rawr🥰💞
YOU ARE READING
a collection of storied i made up when i was drunk
Humorthis is a collection of shit i made while i was drunk, and i'm showing this to ya to embarrass myself cause i don't have anything else to do. the cover speaks for itself.
