Bitter Memories. (Millie x Moxxie x OC Cuz why not)

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Scene cuts to the I.M.P. crew wearing wigs and disguises on a tour bus. Moxxie looks through binoculars at Lyle's mansion. "Gee! I wonder whose house this is." Moxxie said sarcastically. "And to your right is the home of famous inventor, Lyle Lipton!" the tour guide said. The crowd "oohs" and takes pictures with their cell phones. Blitzø removes his sunglasses, wearing a clown wig. "Let's do it, gang!" Blitzø said. All four imps pull out their weapons: Blitzø a flintlock pistol, Moxxie an assault rifle, Millie two sharp swords, and Minnie with Harley Quinn's hammer. The Imps jump over a fence and land in poses. "Let's kill this rich guy!" Millie said. The Imps race over toward the windows. "And here you'll find four tacky stalkers about to attempt a murder! Things like this could happen to famous people all the time!" the tour guide said. People snap pictures. Blitzø, Minnie, and Millie dash over to the window, while Moxxie slides on his back. Moxxie peers through the window, joined by the sock puppet cat on Blitzø's tail. "Wow..." Moxxie said, Millie, Minnie and Blitzø then join him in looking through the window. Cuts to the interior of the room. Lyle Lipton is lying on his bed, an IV bag attached to him. A heart rate monitor sits on a shelf next to the IV bag. A TV screen and video player sit at the other side of his bed, connected to the bed itself. Lyle is holding a framed picture in his hands, looking at it sadly. "That machine really did a number on him." Moxxie said. Zooming in, Lyle kisses the picture, his hands trembling. "Goodbye... my one true love." Lyle said. Lyle runs a finger down the picture lovingly. The picture in the frame is shown to consist of a stock image of dollar bills with a "Free Stock Photos" watermark over it. Lyle then puts the frame down and grabs the tube from his IV bag and begins tying it. "All the riches of the world can't fill the emptiness I'm feeling now that my shitty old body can't do anything of value." Lyle said. "Oh, fantastic! He's gonna do our job for us!" Blitzø said. Minnie puts down her hammer, she sits on the ground and leans against her hammer. "Well, since he's doing the job for us maybe we should relax and enjoy the wonders of planet Earth" Minnie said. She looked up and saw the clouds dancing across the sky. Minnie has always been fascinated with Earth. Lyle finishes making a noose out of the tube, pulling the knot tight. "Should we go in there and tie it for him?" Moxxie asked. Lyle is about to put the makeshift noose over his head as the Imps watch with drinks and popcorn. The noose glows white and a concussive force knocks the Imps back. Blitzø's cat sock is blown away by the blast, making him sad. Lyle adjusts to the light and sees the three Cherubs floating down gracefully in three rays of light. "Oh lord, I'm being haunted by ugly orphan children now!" Lyle said. Minnie started laughing. "Minnie, I love you but, could you shut up!?" Blitzø said. "I'm sorry! I'm sorry! it's just the way he said ugly orphan children" Minnie said while laughing. "Sweetheart, Me and Millie love you, but can you please be quiet?" Moxxie asked her nicely. "Anything for you Moxxie Poo!" Minnie said as she blew a kiss at both Millie and Moxxie. They both blush and turn back towards the window. "Who the fuck are they?" Blitzø asked. "Oh, no! Sir, those are..." Moxxie began, "Cherubs, Mr. Lyle!" Cletus said. "I hate filthy, stinking orphan children!" Lyle said. "We're here to convince you not to kill yourself, sir. To grant you a blessing, on behalf of those in Heaven... benefited by your amazing... technological advances." Collin said. "Oh, HEEEELL no!" Blitzø said. An angry Blitzø rolls up his sleeve, hoisting his flintlock pistol at the same time. He then marches in through the window, smashing the glass instantly. "Don't listen--" Blitzø began, misjudging where the floor is in relation to the window, Blitzø face-plants onto the floor, multiple glass shards sticking out of him. Moxxie enters through a door to the side, Millie and Minnie peeking in. "Lyle Lipton, it is our--" Moxxie began, Moxxie glances at Blitzø before looking back at Lyle. "...humble opinion that you should continue the process to commit die." Moxxie finished. "I mean, what do you expect to do with all this money now you're old... and gross?" Millie said. "Maybe he'll buy himself a plant, or clouds! or a Pizza!" Minnie said, with her tail moving and her eyes filling up with joy and sparkle. "Woah, calm down butterscotch!" Millie said. "It's cute n all when your excited but now's not the time." Millie said. "Oh right...sorry..." Minnie said. Keenie adjusts Lyle's bedsheets, revealing his wallet full of dollar bills. Cletus grabs the wallet. "He can help spread his wealth around with the people of the world! And do so much good with it! And be so fulfilled!" Keenie said. Keenie flies around, grabbing Lyle's wallet from Cletus and happily throws Lyle's dollar bills in the air. "Nnnno!" Lyle said. "He could pay for new hospitals and schools!" Collin said. "Why won't you let me die?" Lyle said. Blitzø appears beside him. "Oh, sounds like ya need help offin' yourself there, buddy. Moxxie, what do we got for this fella?" Blitzø said. Moxxie reaches into his coat and tosses a variety of weapons to Blitzø and Lyle. They each catch an assault rifle, Blitzø also catching a crossbow with his tail. " I have some assault weapons, crossbow, hunting bow, Tommy gun, old-fashioned shotgun, revolvers in three colors, chainsaws, katanas--" Moxxie said. "He's classier than that!" Collin said. Lyle points the assault rifle into his mouth, before Collin takes it from him. "There are still plenty of reasons to live, Mr. Lyle!" Collin said. "Yeah, right. Smells like he ain't been out of bed in months!" Millie said. Millie sniffs Lyle. She becomes visibly ill, covering her mouth, and holds Moxxie by the shoulder as she vomits on the floor. Moxxie pats her on the back. "Life can be beautiful at any age!" Cletus said. "And we'll show him!" Keenie said. " Yeah!" the cherubs say. "NOOOOO--!" The imps say. The three cherubs roll Lyle in his bed outside to a hill overlooking a forest and a lake. "Look around, Lyle. God's gift of nature is a wonder to behold, regardless of age! Or wealth!" cletus said. "If you were to end your life, you'd be missing aaaaaall of this!" Collin said. Blitzø appears in a tiger costume. "Mm-hm. You're gonna buy that load of shit from a baby and the sheep it fucks?" Blitzø said. Blitzø does a suggestive gesture with his fingers, indicating sex. Keenie covers her mouth and gasps. Collin blankly stares in disbelief, and Cletus gives a disappointed look. "That is so inappropriate!" Keenie says. Millie, Minnie and Moxxie appear in cat costumes. "Oh, kiss our ass, prude!" Millie says as she flips a double bird. Blitzø shoves Lyle aside in the face and sits next to him. "Aaaanyway, take it from me, a fellow genius. Nature is no picnic up close." Blitzø said. Blitzø grabs a pair of binoculars out of nowhere. Lyle looks through the binoculars and sees an adorable group of bunnies and squirrels together. The critters are suddenly torn apart and eaten by a pack of hungry wolves. "Ohhhh, noooo!" Lyle said. "S-Stop looking!" Collin said. "I CAN'T stop! I've never wanted to die more than I do now!" Lyle said (same Lyle same) A bear swipes a wolf to the ground. It raises a paw to attack but is then crushed by a falling tree, cut down by a beefy logger with a chainsaw. A beehive lands on the man's head and he screams, flailing his head to get the hive off while also throwing his chainsaw into the air. The chainsaw comes back down, cutting both of the man's arms off and causing him to scream harder, before his body is skewered from behind by the antlers of a charging stag as lighting flashes dramatically. Everyone freezes in horror, Blitzø faking it before grinning smugly. "Uhhh, let's go check out someplace else!" Cletus said. Millie, Minnie and Moxxie bump fists, the paws of their cat costumes squeaking.