Four siblings were in a baking competition for their moms birthday, the oldest son Shiloh, another son Pee man, a younger daughter Harlot, and a literal infant named ShutTheFuckUpSilas, ShutTheFuckUp for short.
The oldest of them all had an evil, nipple quivering, demonic, squelchy, peanutbuttering, disturbing idea... Involving sprinkles. As their stepdad, Andrew Hairyballs; dad for short finished counting to three, Shiloh mixed two things small and wrinkly penis' into the cupcake mix, adding a bit of sprinkles as Harlot added her shit, Peeman added his diapers and temper tantrums, and ShutTheFuckUp added a Ron.
Shiloh added Rons aswell, throwing PeanutbutterGamer into the cupcake mix as Cocomelon but earrape played in the background.
Suddenly, Albert ascended in a euphoric, sexy, flamingo type of way as he gave birth into Shilohs cupcake mix, him stirring the baby in with Alberts cute little feet.
Peeman then came and sucked Alberts dick then dipped him in flaming hot cheeto dust and ate him.
Jade ascended from the clouds, Mirynda was amazed but very scared, she was petrified with Jades ass, a big ass ass ass ass. Harlot huffed and puffed in ShutTheFuckUps face as she snorted him through her nose and continued cupcaking.
It was a marvelous sight.
Shiloh used Jades skin and baked her and the mix in the oven, adding sprinkles- But the sprinkles werent enough...
He needed more sprinkles.
Sprinkles started flooding the counter, Harlot started to huff and puff again, getting tomato red and she blew the sprinkles around, snorting some as she formed a tornado, skin started to tear as she puffed out louder and turned into a balloon made out of shit, shit started to spurt out all over dad as Shiloh used Brandons foreskin as a shield, but the fucking foreskin was too tiny and everyone got flung out of the misery we call earth.
...
As Mirynda floated in space, she saw dad, Andrew Hairyballs.
Their lips met with a kiss.
Dad won.
