Sonic headcanons: ★Sexualities★

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Alright so today I talk about something serious (never thought I'd actually say that someday... Huh.) so when I was a kid I really enjoyed Sonic the hedgehog...Okay well maybe not SONIC but I did enjoy amy tho (and maaaybe other characters...?)

anyways- MOVING ON. And later on in life I found about about the many sexualities (and some have names I cannot pronounce or say right so yeah..)
so rn I only have the basics like straight, gay, bi, pan- no I did go a little deeper for some characters. BUT I'M NOT FAVORITING THEM.

Unless their amy, then yeah I do, and I'm proud abt it.

Anyways_ I will still work on the many sexualities
with confusing names and meanings bc I'm bored and I've
been put on a budget so I can't buy another cat to cheer me up.

So without further ado, (I'm sorry if you don't know what it means I don't either. +idk how to spell it. Someone plz help me I feel dumb) LET THE HEADCANONS BEGIN ^insert evil half squidward half evil villain laugh^

                          Polysexual: pol·y·sex·u·al/ˌpälēˈsekSH(əw)əl/adjectiveinvolving or characterized by different sexualities; sexually or romantically attracted to more than one gender

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Polysexual: pol·y·sex·u·al
/ˌpälēˈsekSH(əw)əl/
adjective
involving or characterized by different sexualities; sexually or romantically attracted to more than one gender.
And yes I did copy paste the definition so I wouldn't have to type all that.

Explanation: so I'm a sonamy fan (and no I do not believe in Archie so do not even go there) +for some reason I like shipping her with woman too. And before the sick bitches in the back twist my words this list of amy X other sonic females does NOT involve cream, or her mother.
and I can't make decisions for shit so I couldn't choose who I'd ship amy with so I just made her poly. And I may be lazy but that's not the reason I didn't just mak her pan, slap the bitch on the back and dip out is because I think pans date for personality. Btw if your pansexual no offense sorry- I probably sound like a pretty big asshole right abt now.
/and yes I see you sick son of a Whopper Whopper Whopper Whopper junior double triple whoppers in the back gonna use that against me.

Sonic:

Yeah I used another gif

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Yeah I used another gif.

Gay: gay
/ɡā/
adjective
adjective: gay; comparative adjective: gayer; superlative adjective: gayest
1.
sexually or romantically attracted exclusively to people of one's own sex or gender (used especially of a man).

Explanation: so remember when I said I shipped sonamy? I was telling a half truth. Because I DID OVERLOOK ONE LITTLE THING.. if sonics gay he can't like amy... - so I decided to go the high road and pass him to shadow or some shit. (Bc I really tired and frankly don't care enough about it)

 (Bc I really tired and frankly don't care enough about it)

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Shadow

Yeah expect me to use gifs for all of them.

gay: gay
/ɡā/
adjective
adjective: gay; comparative adjective: gayer; superlative adjective: gayest
1.
sexually or romantically attracted exclusively to people of one's own sex or gender (used especially of a man).

Explanation: no actual explanation it's just somebody needs to date sonic. Or he can go single, you guys choose in the comment below. I don't know-

Rouge

Lesbian: les·bi·an/ˈlezbēən/adjectivedenoting or relating to women who are sexually or romantically attracted exclusively to other women, or to sexual attraction or activity between women

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Lesbian: les·bi·an
/ˈlezbēən/
adjective
denoting or relating to women who are sexually or romantically attracted exclusively to other women, or to sexual attraction or activity between women.

Okay so I'm lazy and want to not write like 1000 words on one page so I'll continue this sometime later since I never finish things and I want to get things done 4 today.

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