Penelope x Garcia has made a group chat. Penelope has added, JJSimp😍(Emily),
ChocolateThunder🍫⚡️(Derek), GayGenius🏳️🌈📚(Reid), MeanGirl👧(JJ), Mommy👩(Hotch), and PastaDaddy🍝(Rossi). Penelope's new name is TechGirlBoss😜✨✨💅💻.
Mommy👩: Why is my name "mommy"
MeanGirl👧: Because you treat us like kids
Mommy👩: Then stop acting like it
JJSimp😍: SLAY, YOU ATE THAT UP 😜😝💅
PastaDaddy🍝: I-
GayGenius🏳️🌈📚: Side eye 👀
TechGirlBoss😜✨✨💅💻: 👀
ChocolateThunder🍫⚡️: 👀
JJSimp😍: Stop, because you know that Hotch ATE, SLAYED, SERVED!!
Mommy👩: What is a "slay"?
GayGenius🏳️🌈📚: Do to or look spectacularly well
Mommy👩: Oh, well I guess I'm a slay
ChocolateThunder🍫⚡️: I believe this is happening right now😔
JJSimp😍: Stop ruining the moment😠🤫
ChocolateThunder🍫⚡️: 🖕
MeanGirl👧: This is my 13th reason why😑
PastaDaddy🍝: If mommy- I mean Hotch is okay with it then then he slays💅✨
TechGirlBoss😜✨✨💅💻: Did you just call Hotch MOMMY😳😱🤯
GayGenius🏳️🌈📚: But that's his contact name?
ChocolateThunder⚡️🍫: Shut up, pretty boy🤫
GayGenius🏳️🌈📚: 😒
PastaDaddy🍝: It was autocorrect, mommy
JJSimp😍: OOP
ChocolateThunder🍫⚡️: I don't think that was autocorrected😏
Mommy👩: It's okay, Rossi . The next day in the briefing the group was discussing another case until Hotch said something that caught Rossi attention. Rossi was going "Hotch, how are we going to locate the unsub" but he didn't say that. Instead he said "Mommy, how are we going to locate the unsub." The room fell silent until Emily shouted "SLAY💅". To make matters worse Reid said "So, should we call him SSA mommy now?"
