My brain aches..

WOW

"Do ghosts sleep?"

"Who wrote this poem?" -poem- "the poet's name begins with R K" (he wrote the jungle book)
me-"Was it Ghandi?"

'Looking at Scott Disick' "He looks like that guy you from that film 'The secret life of Andy Murray"
Me- "You mean Walter Mitty ?"
"oh yeah.."

"Morgan Freeman said that 'I have a dream' speech didn't he?"
No Martin Luther King did 😂😂

"Can I have my hair naturally like this (crimped hair)?"
well no not naturally..

Are scarecrows called that because they scare crows ?
🙈👏👏👏

Teacher-" who was the guy with the apple falling on his head"
the class-"Newton"
my friend-" oh I thought it was Einstien"

Teacher " Hello class I'm Miss Percy"
Student " She could be married to Percy Jackson"
Me *bangs head on table*