LIGHT
Ow!... Damn you, Shinigami!L
There's no need to shout in unison.LIGHT
In unison? It was only me, Ryuzaki.L
Hrmm. Must be my imagination then.LIGHT
It's just the two of us here. Everyone else went home hours ago.L
Yes. That's right. Well, for a brief moment, it sounded like you, your father, Aizawa, Matsuda, and various other members of the Japanese Task Force were uttering a collective cry of anguish.LIGHT
That's some imagination, Ryuzaki. Maybe you fell asleep for a minute.L
You were lamenting my death.LIGHT
Your death?... Ryuzaki?...L
Yes. I was in your arms, laying there lifeless -- very sad, very dramatic. I was seeing it third-person, looking at it like a renaissance painting or sculpture in some museum. The lighting was superb.LIGHT
Superb? That's an odd way to describe it.L
Yes. It is.LIGHT
Weird.L
Very.LIGHT
Well, aside from your nightmares --L
It wasn't a nightmare.LIGHT
Then what was it?L
A vision?... a premonition?... It was oddly satisfying, like knowing the winning lottery number and then seeing it drawn before your eyes. But, me being me, I don't believe in that sort of thing.LIGHT
Yes. You being you.L
I've always know I was different. Ever since I was a small child, I found beauty in strangeness.LIGHT
These are strange times, Ryuzaki.L
Indeed. So back to the shouting. It was only you, yelling at the top of your lungs and raising your fist to the heavens. Quite intriguing. Might I ask why?LIGHT
Why.... what?L
Why were you yelling?LIGHT
Well, I... I was just... joking, I guess.L
You're hesitating, hedging your response. Why?LIGHT
Lighten up, Ryuzaki. I was only kidding around.L
By yelling "Damn you, shinigami?"LIGHT
Damn it, L. It was just a joke, all right?L
I don't see the humor in it. A shinigami is a god of death -- and well -- let's just say their domain is quite the opposite of comedic.LIGHT
Listen. I dropped my pen on the floor and went to pick it up. When I lifted my head, I hit it against the corner of the table. Then I shouted. That's it. That's the explanation.L
I don't recall this turn of events.LIGHT
You were too busy devouring those pastries to pay attention to anything. Did you think to save any for me? I'm starving...L
They help me think.
In fact, I was eating pastries when I determined that you were the first Kira.LIGHT
Wait. Ryuzaki... "Determined?" That was never proven!... and you know, I'd be able to think better if I didn't hear your chewing and slurping and "omming" all day.L
There's no need for personal attacks, Light.LIGHT
Sitting there with your bare feet like some vagabond...L
I don't see what that has to do with anyth --LIGHT
You still think I'm Kira!... but you're offended when I question your eating habits?... Ryuzaki, you're not making sense.L
Actually, quite the opposite. It makes perfect sense for me to believe you're Kira. After all, you're shouting about shinigami -- joking about it -- and only Kira would handle that subject so lightly.LIGHT
I don't believe this! You're still suspecting me?L
The short answer is: Yes.LIGHT
Ryuzaki... L... You have to believe me. I am not Kira!L
As much as I'd like to believe you're not Kira, logic would tell me otherwise.LIGHT
Logic? So I bumped my head and shouted about a shinigami, and that makes me Kira?L
Nnnnnn..... Yes.LIGHT
So when I bumped my head -- if I said "God damn it" or "son of a bitch" or anything else -- you wouldn't suspect that I'm Kira?L
Hrrm. That's an interesting question; however, that's not what took place, so there's no reason to examine those hypotheticals.LIGHT
Damn it, L!L
It's not my intention to frustrate you, Light. It's my intention to stop Kira.LIGHT
Then maybe you should focus on the actual Kira instead of me!L
There's also Misa....LIGHT
What about Misa?L
She was the second Kira.LIGHT
I can't listen to this anymore. Misa has been texting me nonstop: "When you will you be home, Light? I miss you!" She's exhausting, but you know what, L? You're worse! I'm leaving! Good luck solving this case by yourself tonight.L
I have one question before you leave.LIGHT
What is it?L
That cupcake over there. Are you going to eat it?LIGHT
Damn it, L!... Good night. I might be back tomorrow. I might not. I have better things to do than listen to this nonsense.L
No you don't.LIGHT
What?L
You don't have better things to do. In fact, you have the potential to be the best and brightest detective of your generation -- perhaps even rivaling me. I'm mature enough to admit that.LIGHT
Well... thanks... I'm still leaving. We'll get a fresh start in the morning.L
Yes. I agree.LIGHT
Good night, Ryuzaki.L
Good night, Light.... and just remember that the door is heavier than --LIGHT
Heavier than what?L
Heavier than you think. It'll close quickly and slam on your --LIGHT
Ow!.... son of a --L
Finger.LIGHT
Bitch!L
Not "Damn you, shinigami?"LIGHT
Ow!... damn it... damn it!... Good night, L!... You could've warned me!L
I did.....
Light?...
I suppose he's gone.
Observation: Light Yagami is inconsistent at best. Evasive.
Conclusion: Yes, indeed. Light Yagami is Kira.
We'll discuss further tomorrow.
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