Page two: The gang

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Misty: Everyone thinks I'm this soft cute person but I'm not!
Dawn: Misty, you cried for an hour after stepping on a bug yesterday.
Misty: It had feelings! It was probably going home to dinner and I killed it!
Blake : ...It was a bug.
Misty: It was a BEETLE, and its wife is definitely worried sick, wondering where it is, and I really don't get why you all think I'm so sentimental because I'm not!
Dawn: ...
Blake : ...
Misty: Stop looking at me like that!

Ash: Brook and I just got married!
Phoenix: Don't share your personal problems with everyone.

*out grocery shopping*
Misty: *takes a free sample twice*
Misty: Robbery and Fraud. I am a Rebel.

Robin: Hey aren't you Phoenix?
Phoenix: Are you a cop?
Robin: No
Phoenix: Then yes I am

Robin : Phoenix annoyed me today so I told them that I can't wait to see what they have planned for our special day tomorrow.
Brook: There is nothing special about tomorrow.
Robin : But there is something special about watching the color leave her face as panic takes over.

Dawn: And now for a gay update with Ash and Brook
Ash: Getting gayer.
Dawn: Thank you, Ash.

*In a horror movie situation*
Dawn: I've got no service in my phone here.
Robin : Shoot, my battery just died.
Ash: Sorry guys, I just broke my phone with my hammer.
Misty: Guys, my phone is a book.

Brook : I've been here in jail so long I think I've lost my mind.
Brook : The days turn into weeks, weeks turn into months.
Brook : How long have I been in here now? Almost a year?
Ash: This is Monopoly.

Brook : I'm gonna need a human skull but you can't ask why.
Blake: Only if you also don't ask why.
Blake: *pulls four pristine human skulls out of their bag*
Brook : ...
Brook grabbing a skull: This one will do.

Phoenix: Hey, do you know the password for Brook's computer?
Blake : Fuck you, Phoenix.
Phoenix: Hey!!
Blake : No, you misunderstood, the password is "fuckyouPhoenix".
Phoenix: Oh no numbers? Not very safe.

Ash: What the fuck? People actually tell their crushes they like them??
Dawn: What the hell do you do?
Ash: I die? What kinda question...

Blake: I can't believe you've done this...
Dawn: I'm sorry I didn't know-!
Blake on the verge of tears: YOU CAN'T JUST BUY ME A GIFT OUT OF NOWHERE NOW I FEEL LIKE A HUGE ASSHOLE!