The Phamily Group Chat

Chapter 1

4:47 pm

'Fed-Ex' created the group 'The Phamily'

Dan: are you kidding me?

Fed-Ex: sup losers

Olaf: heyyyy

Philmazing: Bonjour mi familia

Dan: Phil, you just mixed french and spanish

Molls: Hey everyone

Anasaurus: hi guys

Philmazing: I kinda have an idea of who everyone is but can you just like introduce yourselves because im not positive

Fed-Ex: wow pops

Fed-Ex: you dont even know ur own kids

Fed-Ex: im just kidding

Fed-Ex: im alex, ur favorite child

Dan: nope ur just the oldest

Fed-Ex: fucking harsh mate

Philmazing: LANGUAGE ALEXANDER

Olaf: im oliver, ur superior son

Fed-Ex: look just because i have a pussy and not a dick doesn't mean im any less of a man than you. im just immune to being kicked in the balls

Philmazing: Once again, language

Molls: I'm Molly because who else would I be

Anasaurus: I'm Ana but as a dinosaur

Dan: and im obviously ur amazing husband daniel howell

Olaf: really?? i thought you were daniel radcliffe

Dan: bold words coming from someone whos named after a snowman

Philmazing: Ok thanks

Philmazing: I think Dan should have a funny name

'Fed-Ex' changed 'Dan's' name to 'Dantastic D-slice'

Dantastic D-slice: i hate you all

Fed-Ex: we hate you too

Anasaurus: i dont hate you dad