Our Suns (Know What You Did in the Dark)

Chapter 1

Patrick wanders the aisles of The Cracker Barrel Country Store aimlessly, searching for something to get his mailman for Valentine's Day when he gets a notification on his phone. He checks what it is and sees it is a new message from Pete, it says

"hy mn th bys nd i r gng 2 hng out if u knw wt i mn"

     Yes. This is the moment he had been waiting for. The boys hadn't met in weeks.But he couldn't remember why due to his crippling memory loss. Hastily, he typed:

"Yeah man just geeve me a few minutes I'm at the Cracker Barrel Country Store."

    Patrick ditched the idea of getting his mailman a sacrificial gift and ran heel toe back to his car. He shoved the keys in and turned the radio to "My Bellybutton" from the acclaimed crime film series Veggie Tales. He safely put his seatbelt on and began to drive to Pete's house.
     On the way back from the Cracker Barrel Country Store, Patrick contemplated what they were gonna do in Pete's house. Pat, Pete, Joe, and ANDY often met to do... unspeakable acts together on the weekends. They all enjoyed it thoroughly.
      Patrick arrives at Pete's house and walks to the door with haste. Before he could ring the doorbell Joe opens the door and pools him inside forcefully.
      "About time you got here Patty, you know better than to keep us waiting." Joe reminds him.
      "I'm sorry I tried to get here as fast as I could! I had to come all the way from the CBCS." Patrick defends as they walk through the house and into the living room.
      "Hey Pat!" ANDY says gleefully, picking up something behind him.
     "So, now that we're all here, let's begin," Pete began. "Someone needs to grab the rope from the hall closet. I'll carry a better chair in here."
     The four had been discussing their plans for the past couple of days. Patrick knew that it was his turn to be the one tied up. He knew that he probably enjoyed it more than the other boys.
     While Patrick was spacing out, the living room was prepared. A dining chair had been placed under the chandelier along with some rope. Pat sat down in the chair and asked what he needed to do next.
     "You just sit there and look pretty for us hunny." Joe replys.
     The three men tie Patrick to the chair by the arms and legs. They are all naked already somehow and they start going at it.
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     Pete is thrusting into Patrick at rapid speed while Joe is in Patrick's mouth. ANDY is just doing his own thing off in the corner because it's not his turn. When suddenly a crash is heard throughout the house, startling everyone except Joe.
     "What was that Pete," ANDY asks nervously "You don't think someone broke in... do you?"
     "I don't care what it was, I'm going to keep going." Joe stubbornly replies, leading Patrick to bite him. "Ow, god okay I'll stop." He says before pulling out.
      Suddenly a person creeps out of the darkness. A lanky man with glasses and sharp features.
      "Hello, I am Mikey, would you like to join my cult?" He asks them.
      "Yes." they respond in unison.
     "Great. Please follow me to my Chevy Cavalier so we can drive to the cult."
     The fallout boys went to the car without hesitation. ANDY, Pete, and Joe crammed into the back while Patrick rode shotgun. Mikey started the car and it made a loud, vibrant screeching noise. They began to drive.
     After a while, the boys realized they didn't know what kind of cult they were even joining. "Umm," Pete started, "what kind of cult are we even joining, Mickel?"
     "Well, I'll tell you," said Michael. "I followed one of you home from the Cracker Barrel Country Store and saw that you were having an orgy and I thought 'well great that's exactly what the cult-"
     Patrick cut him off and exclaimed "IT'S AN ORGY CULT? WHY DIDN'T WE KNOW ABOUT THIS SOONER?!?!"
     Everyone in the Chevy Cavalier exchanged shocked glances with each other. Why hadn't they known about this sooner? They had been doing the do with each other for at least three years by now.
     Mikey continued, "Well, it's not just an orgy cult. It's even better! It's a gay orgy cult that worshipsthe sun. Our righteous leaders, or Sun Daddies if you will, lead us and teach us about our god who is named Constinky."
     Everyone had very understanding looks on their faces. No one seemed even the least bit concerned or confused at all.
     "Where is this wonderful cult at Micey?" ANDY asked.
     "Good question chickadee, it is at the place that it is and was and will be for you to find today." He replies.
      "And where is-" Pete starts to ask before being interrupted.
      "Slow down jelly bean, you'll see." Mikey says calmly while turning onto a dirt road.
       The 5 chaps drove up the long dirt road. The road stopped at a large clearing. The boys couldn't make out much seeing as it was dark outside, they could however see a very large house.
     Mikey parks the car and they all step out of the car. Mikey starts walking to the house so the boys decide they should follow him. The group make their way to the door where they see Mikey knocking a pattern on the door.
     "Ahhhh Monkey! You are here!" A man with long black hair says as he opens up the door.
     "Yes brother I have arrived with the new plebes." Mikey responds.
      "Oh yes and they are naked! What a delight! But we must get them their robes, oh well that is tomorrow's work. Follow me boys and Monkey you can go off on your own now."
     As soon as the command was given, Mikey dissolved into the shadows of the house. It was a larger, modern house. There was a stairway near the entrance that most likely led to the second floor (as that's what stairs are for).
       "Hello my name is Gerard or you can call me Sun Daddy if you please," Gerard told them as he started the tour of the house, "Here we have the mud room, it is where we keep our mud."
      "Why do you have mud Mr. Sun Daddy?" ANDY asked.
       "Well dear boy, it is because we enjoy it and it smells good." Gerard explained.
       The group walked around looking through the rooms on the ground floor, not running into any other members of the cult.
       "Here we have the stairs, they are nice and rectangular. Don't you agree?" Gerard questioned.
       Everyone agreed and made their way upstairs. On their arrival they were met with a hallway full of countless rooms. There was no way such a long hall could fit in this house without it pouring out over the side. It was a big house, but not this big.
     "There's no way such a long hall could fit in this house without it pouring out over the side," said Patrick.
       "True," Gerard replied, "but we have the power of sun magic that generates more rooms whenever we have new members. As soon as you all are initiated, your bedrooms will generate at the end of the hall."
     "That's amazing!" the fallout boys said in unison.
     Gerard continued: "That's literally it for the second floor. Let's go downstairs to the food court."
     "Why do have a food court in here?" said Pete as they were walking back downstairs.
     "Oh, did Monkey not tell you?" remarked Gerard. "This cult owns the Cracker Barrel Country Store."
     The boys were shook. "All of them?" asked Joe.
     "Yes. All of them. We own all the Cracker Barrels. They help pay for our rituals. Do you think we'd be able to afford this house with just one Cracker Barrel Country Store?"
     "I guess not," Joe said. "The local Cracker Barrel hasn't done so well in the past few months."
      The conveesation lasted so long that they were at the food court already.
      "Behold, our personal Cracker Barrel," said Gerard. "It has a whole staff of chimp employees!"
      Everyone was floored by how amazing this place was. Especially Joe whose jaw dropped when he saw the chimps at work.
       "Who are these people Gee?" the group turned to the voice and saw it was a small man wearing the uniform robe that everyone had here.
       "Oh hi Frankie! These are our new friends! Isn't that exciting?" Gerard told him with glee, "We were just heading to the basketball court, want to come?"
       "Sure thing sardine, the guys are having a game right now" Frank says.