Saffrons Pov:
I woke up to the sound of my alarm. My big kaka diarrhea orbs shining in the darkness of my room. I look over at the clock, its says 7:30⁉️
"OMFG IM GOING TO BE LATE" I screamed.
It was the first day of 8th grade and i couldn't be late! I tied my long draping repunzel kaka colored hair into a messy bun. Put on a black sweatshirt and black sweatpants and ran downstairs. My Flop Brother, Jonathan was already drinking his morning diet coke in the kitchen. I grab fifteen red bulls and drink them all in the span of 4 seconds.
"Let's use my sexy Jiafei Products to get to school." Jonathan says as he pulled out his Japanese mop organizing jewelry cooking sunglass with a complementary stool, boots, and umbrella along with a bus seat. We somehow got to school and met up with all of our friends.
As we were being let into the school, My head was down, reading a Loud House x Emily in Paris scat book. All of a sudden, I bump into someone...
I fall to the ground. My big phatt dumptruck saves me and bounces me right back up like a trampoline in skyzone. But I look up to see who knocked me over. It was the most mustily crustily beautiful gorgeously fugly man Iv'e ever seen. His mustache was just covering his lips with the perfect amount of dandruff that looked like snow fluttering to the ground. I could tell he was different and not like the other guys.
"I'm so sorry my love~" He says in a high pitched sexy middle school boy voice. He lifts up my hand and kisses it. Oh god how I feel like a Queen. "My name is Girick," He says, "What about you princess?"
"S-s-s-ss-s-s-af-f-fron-n," I stutter. He's so cute.. But I walk by him and continue with my day.
"See you later princess," he smirks under his breath.
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Saffrick
Fanfiction#TW This story is not in any way shape or form true or real. this is just a SATIRE thing made for a laugh. this is a joke pls dont go crying to your mama and the school administrators. Just bc ur feelings got hurt does not mean you should go cry to...
