The cuphead bros heard of this new store called Ikeas. They made their way to the business. This store had furniture, a cafe? "What the hell dis?" Cuphead complains. "This place is boring as fuck" Coophead sau "watch your language Moogman yells and hits the back of Coopheads head. "Slay I guess man" an raodo worker named twrets sasd. "Anywyas welcome to target? Walmart? I dont fucking know at this point, just dont go sumoning demooons" twrets sighs. A strange looking man walks by with the most slayful walk ever "Bitch gotta be gay" Coophead yelled. The man burps "MIKIS SLAYS" he hoped on his 5 daloor stake boeard. The brown hair man stake saway. (couch it was albert form the youtube channel flaming) Teh brothaers walk to the ugly hoe chalice aisle. Ther was a chalise statcue "tht is one ugly hoe" Coophead points out quite loudly. "Agreed" Muhan agrd. The statue stares chancing weird backwards langage. Theri was a geait black hooe in the floorly ecposon than the stauce disaperddo. "DESPACITO" Moogman and Coophead screeched like a bird. A furry caame out of the ground it was a a man. In a fursuit he had gest fortnite battle pas he poitned at the brothers. "Forenite balls im gay i like dice i kidnap audist kids" he grabs mugan. "MAGNAN" he cierd "CUM BACK YOU FURRY CAT MAN" HE SREAMS. TWRETS COMES BACK AND JUMP KICKS THE DEMOON. Mugnan falls and lays their like that dead peter griffen meme. The furry mans boyfried came out of the closet "DONT YOU DARE TOUCH BOSS" he cutely says in a southan accen and while wearing cat ears and a maid dress. He was taking photos for his only fans. (the devil was pays for) henchmen cams out behind king dice holding a camera uwu. (yk why) capman wqs cryings over his i uess deed borthteer. Fire swores them "MAGANU WHY DID YOU HAVE TO GOOOO" cupjead Cries.
credits to @Cat_isFruity for mostly writing this 🥲🥲 so yeah go check out this chap on they profile
