I WAS A TEENAGE ABOMINATION.

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LUZ NOCEDA: wait. *smiles* is there a magic school here? like, winding towers, cute uniforms,dark plots
that threaten your life kind of magic school?

STEVEN GRANT: umm luz, i don't think you that's a..

EDA CLAWTHORNE: mmm-hmm. what's worse, they force you to learn magic
the ''proper'' way. but magic isn't proper. it's wild and unpredictable. and that's why it's so beautiful.
i didn't finish school, and look at me! who wouldn't envy where i am right now?

Y/N SPECTOR: *takes control and raises brow* everyone who has more dignity then you.

EDA CLAWTHORNE: now that's just mean steven.

Y/N SPECTOR: *crosses arms* it's y/n, eda.

EDA CLAWTHORNE: hmm, i liked steven better.

Y/N SPECTOR: whatever you say owl lady.


eda sees that luz is a bit sad and decides to cheer her up.


EDA CLAWTHRONE: uh... hey, here's a lesson. a great witch is resourceful, like this.
*puts luz's hand in green water*

LUZ NOCEDA: *takes hand out* oh, hey. greasy slime ball.

EDA CLAWTHORNE: use your slime ball wisely, young witch. back at it!

Y/N SPECTOR: wow that was a shitty lesson eda.

EDA CLAWTHORNE: well if you think you can do so better. why don't you try teaching
luz magic.

Y/N SPECTOR: well i can't because i don't do that shit, eda.

LUZ NOCEDA: *puts hand on y/n's mouth* y/n! stop swearing!

Y/N SPECTOR: *takes hand off his mouth* fine, let' just go luz.


y/n walks away into the forest and luz also follows but not without saying goodbye to king and giving him a
belly tickle.

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y/n and luz are seen walking through the forest with luz looking down at the gross green ball eda gave
with a bit of frustration on her face and stops walking. meanwhile y/n was jut walking to chill.


LUZ NOCEDA: ugh! if magic's all about digging for slime ball, maybe
i don't have the stomach for it.

Y/N SPECTOR: *turns around to luz* luz trust me, you have the stomach for it, eda's just
too lazy to teach anything i mean how do we really know she's *air quotes* 'the most powerful
witch in all the boilling isles.''

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