Yukina:Oh come on,you ruined her song Utsuho!
Komachi was fell asleep
Jon:Hey Komachi wake up!!!
Suika:Five gourds of beer!
Marisa:Four master sparks!
Sanae:Pat, pat, pat!
Yukari:Two giant trains!
Alice:And a French doll in a tree.
- music pause -
Alice:Excuse me, Ms. Nuclear-Woman. A little softer this time.
Utsuho:What?
Alice:I said, not so loud!!
Utsuho:WHAT?!
- meanwhile somewhere outside the Live House CIRCLE -
TP Aya:This is Bunbunmaru News, reporting live on the scene:
Momiji:YO.
TP Aya:A Christmas celebration at the Live House CIRCLE! Reputedly everyone in the entirety of Gensokyo has been invited, Poppin' Party,Afterglow,Pastel*Palettes,Roselia,Hello Happy World!,Morfonica and RAISE A SUILEN for the upcoming event are all reputedly arriving on the scene, having traveled across the country to decorate for a quote-unquote surprise party for the mercurial part timer owner. And now, we get an EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW with the magician herself who organized this chaos-- What's this? What's this? I'm getting reports that she is UNAVAILABLE at the moment, currently holding down the Nuclear Hell Raven Tyrant, more on that at eleven, but here in the meantime we talk to just-as-important Marina Tsukishima!
Marina:Uh, I'm glad I could be here. I—
TP Aya:What do you have to say about this event?
Marina:It's really nice.
TP Aya:And that's all Rumia has to say about that.
Marina:That's not my name.
TP Aya:We'll be back with more news in the hours to come, so don't change the channel and keep tuning into--
- meanwhile back to in the mansion -
Patchouli:On the eighth day of Christmas my mistress gave to me
...Marisa stole my gift.
Utsuho: WORLD DOMINATION!
Neptune:Six delicious pudding!
Suika:Five gourds of beer!
Marisa:Check out Patchy's books!
Patchouli:Marisa, give those back! (Sanae:Pat, pat, pat.)
Yukari:Two giant trains!
Alice And a French doll in a tree. Seriously?
Marisa:Bite me!
Cirno:On the ninth day of Christmas, my mistress gave to me:
Nine frozen frogs!
Patchouli:Eight broken windows.
Utsuho:WORLD DOMINATION!
Kasumi:Six sparkling heart pounding stars!
Suika:Five gourds of beer!
Marisa:I can't even read!
Sanae:He, he, he.
Yukari:Two giant trains!
Alice:And a French doll in a tree.
Mokou:On the tenth day of Christmas, my goddess gave to me:
Ten working matches!
Cirno:Nine frozen frogs!
Patchouli:Eight broken windows.
Utsuho:WORLD DOMINATION!
Eiki:KOMACHI!
Me:Rin your up next.
Suika:Five gourds of beer!
Marisa:Fuel for the fire!
Jon:bruh Marisa.
Sanae:Pat, pat, pat!
Yukari:Two giant trains!
Alice:And a French doll in a tree. Just two more!
Ichirin:On the eleventh day of Christmas, my goddess gave to me:
Eleven punching bags!
Mokou:What forest fire?
Cirno:I will cyro-freeze you!
Patchouli:Finally fixed the windows.
Utsuho:WORLD DOMINATION!
Rin:Six carts of bodies!
Utsuho:NICE!
Suika:Five gourds of beer!*She collapses*
Yukari:She's drunk again...
Marisa:Four master sparks!
Sanae:Pat, pat, pat.
Yukari:Two giant trains!
Alice:And a French doll in a tree! So close!
Medicine:On the twelfth day of Christmas, my goddess gave to me:
Twelve poison clouds, ah ah-ah-ah*then do the opera scream*
Everyone covered their ears
Tohka:My ears are hurting!
Alice:Oh dear god no.
Ichirin:Who invited this guy?
Mokou:SUDDENLY AGGRESSIVE!
Cirno:I am the strongest.
Patchouli:There go the windows.
Utsuho:QUICK, THEY'RE DISTRACTED!
Orin:Six million bodies!
Utsuho:Not bad, not bad.
Suika:WHO WANTS SOME BEER?!
Marisa:Everybody's dead.
Sanae:Pat, pat, pat.
Yukari:Was that beer offer legitimate?
Everyone:And a French doll on a tree...
- music ends -
Alice:Well, it could have been worse.
Marisa:Remind me whose idea this was again when Reimu KILLS us?
Alice:Oh, shut up!
Yukari:I rather enjoyed it, actually.
Alice:See? The STRONGEST youkai in Gensokyo is on my side.
Cirno:You bet I am!
Me:Not you Cirno.
Rias:Well this is awkward song Alice.
Alice:*sigh*They're tried their best.
Remilia:Atleast it's a good song Alice.
Alice:Thanks Remi.
Touhou girls sing 12 days of Christmas
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