Cupid's Arrow - yan!dsmp x non-binary!reader

^ Interlude ^

'Uhm... I wouldn't mind a kiss...' the deity muttered, with a voice so low that Luna and Sol would struggle to pick up.

'I'm sorry XD I couldn't hear you over the sound of you getting no bitches. Speak up next time okay?' you remark, having a good idea what was mumbled under his breath.

it was now you finally noticed a tangible thing in this... white space of sorts.

A door. mmmh Omori? Sunny? but exit nonetheless.

'That door is a exit right?' you ask, to be responded with a sharp nod, 'Cool. Thanks again I guess. See ya twig' you finish as you stride over to the door and quickly leave the space through it.

Leaving a very gay god behind.

Twig? They called me twig? Are we already at nicknames? Should I be feeling like this? why do I want to be... crushed by their thighs or something else...

Whwhehshhshshsshsh 

...

If  he gets his hands on them...

all hell will break loose.

...

but they will be mine.

After all, Cupid's Arrow always hits its target.

DreamXD's mind is not a very safe place to be, Y/N

Though you have at least altered your fate slightly.

I hope you deal well with teenagers and the mentally ill.

welcome back.

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'Y/N! WAKE UP!'

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end of interlude.

Next story chapter: Chapter 7: Big Man, Bigger Problems.

Q/A: N/A

Next chapter: Y/N LORE

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'I love you like an alcoholic'

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Yanderes for this chapter:

DreamXD ー＞ so, you've finally arrived... wait what are you wearing- IT'S MY ASS KICKING OUTFIT BITCH  but fr, be glad the mofo couldn't touch you in his realm cos it was your conscious and stuff otherwise I'd have to hand out bleach and holy water to ya'll.

I guess he really takes after his brothers.

But in all seriousness, you won an award!

#1st Yandere Masochist

hope your happy... at least you don't have to worry about the kidnapping threat!

Someone ー＞ [PLATONIC?] a friend was keeping an eye out for you, making sure Mr Horny didn't try anything. She looks forward to meeting you, and maybe you'll get along with her sons! Though her husband is acting strange. Stranger than usual.

Well, your always welcome where it's coldest!

「end of yandere status's」

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A/n: thanks for sticking around! I've been struggling to get into the groove of writing and school has been a big bitchy baby and has eaten up my happiness and free time, and vomited out homework, bullying and lots of other stuff. Writing this gives me an outlet to vent my emotions and write about some of my experiences.

I'd like to thank a few people for this also.

Again, Slightly Psychotic, for the fanart (which exists and I would love to see more of) the support and just being amazing.

Next, someone new...

4thyyY! Thank you so much, for providing such hilarious comments and sticking around and reading my crap.

Then again, everyone who reads my stories are icons and heroes to my paranoid and anxiety filled self so tysm all like 4 thousand of you???

I started this for shits and giggles and to try my hand t writing fanfictions on this platform and now I've blown up! like l'manburg- gets shot by a crossbow

uh so thanks again...

and enjoy the lore drop which is coming next!

(Pls read my other content I beg. Also my profile is a safe space to chat w me! I want friends...)

author out <3

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