thing2: but I'm taking Robert-
Uncapapbleofanycrimes: I WANNA GO.
Sekaii: if you want I'll just miss out so Ralph can take you. I hate parties anyway
BandMother: I mean I'd rather you come but like sure i guess!!!
Sekaii: I'd 100% end up passing out and crying I'd rather just skip. Besides. School play auditions are starting
thing2: SIMON'S GONNA BE IN THE HEIGHTS!!!!
Sekaii: maybe maybe not. We never know
ChoirFather: If you don't get casted I will personally end the alliance with Drama bc wtf
Sekaii: praying I get casted
Gayestchoirmember: if Simon doesn't get casted I'm gonna commit mass genocide
BandMother: if Simon doesn't get casted I will consider illegal action
Sekaii: STOPPPPP
thing1: Simon's probably gonna be the main role!!!
Sekaii: I don't wanna be Usnavi I wanna be Benny or Sonny
thing2: COWARDDDDD
Pissbaby: Simon I personally hope you don't get casted
Sekaii: WHAT DID I EVEN DO TO YOU?????
Pissbaby: everything
ChoirFather: give me a moment :)
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Gayestchoirmember: FINALLY.
BandMother: HELP
Gayestchoirmember: remove Piggy next I hate him with an unholy passion
ChronicallyOffline: glad to know we share the same feelings.
thing1: oh nah
thing2: roger literally
thing1: summoned him
Uncapableofanycrimes: HOW DO YOU GUYS DO THAT
thing1: do what?
thing2: do what?
Uncapableofanycrimes: THAT.
mexicanfoodincident: Maurice you're an idiot
Gayestchoirmember: no fr this is why I'm gonna gaslight Simon into going to the party instead of you
Sekaii: I LITERALLY CANNOT GO???????
ChoirFather: Go or you're a coward
Sekaii: for the last time I have iN THE HEIGHTS AUDITIONS TODAY.
ChoirFather: I literally hate you I hope you don't make it to callbacks
Sekaii: WHAT DID I EVEN DO
Gayestchoirmember: you did everything Simon
ChoirFather: I know what you did last summer Simon.
Sekaii: HUH????
thing1: honestly poor Simon
Gayestchoirmember: I know who you have a crush on Sam.
thing1: I'm gonna do something illegal if you remotely mention anything else
Gayestchoirmember: M.
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Pissbaby: no because I literally hate you all.
thing1: :)
Gayestchoirmember: Sam I hope you fail English.
thing1: THAT'S WHY YOU'RE DATING A GINGER
BandMother: ew
Gayestchoirmember: Ralph you have NO RIGHT
BandMother: I have no clue what you're talking about
Gayestchoirmember: be so astronomically fr right now
BandMother: I never dated Jack wdym
ChoirFather: YOU CAN'T JUST UNCLAIM ME FROM YOUR DATING HISTORY
BandMother: first boyfriends DO NOT count
ChoirFather: THAT'S WHY YOU'RE IN A SITUATIONSHIP
Sekaii: oh fr with who?
Gayestchoirmember: HELP ME
ChoirFather: Simon.
Uncapableofanycrimes: AND YOU CALL ME THE IDIOT???
Sekaii: I JSUT WANNA KNOW DAMN
ChoirFather: I WAS REFERRING TO YOU DUMBASS
Sekaii: oh we aren't in a situationship I think
BandMother: #bestfriends!
Sekaii: did you just friendzone me
BandMother: YEAH BC UR MY FRIEND???
Sekaii: WHAT.
ChoirFather: situationshippppp
Gayestchoirmember: DID YALL EVER FIX THE STUFF FROM HALLOWEEN??????
BandMother: no I forgot
Sekaii: WE HAVEN'T BEEN DATING THIS WHOLE TIME???? WHAT.
thing2: not even Jesus can save me from the current second hand embarrassment I am going through.
