Oak trees must burn! Every time I smell the acorns squirrels attack and make my childhood more devastating.😞 Birch just tick me off 😡 and spruce brings back memories of my first love...😔(that will come up later) All of the trees are my arch nemesis's. There was this one time when I was walking through the forest and a giant coconut hit me in the head I mean like in the middle of the forest! #Karma It kinda reminds me of Susie the love of my life for about 10 minutes it's a long story involving cows and a stolen identity...(don't ask) so anyway... trees. The Onceler was my best you know the one from the lorax that sells Thneeds and becomes a billionaire. His intentions were near mine, KILL THE LORAX!! (Wait, wrong story)
Even though they give us oxygen, they still smelled bad! And besides, they aren't very helpful anyway. They only give us 10% of our oxygen. Grass is our only friend. Grass was actually what gave me superhero powers! (wait, the government didn't want me to tell you that, never mind....... Just forget I said anything.......)
Anyway, back to trees. They are just annoying! They think that they are all that and a bag of chips, but they are just obnoxious with all their lights and big old ornaments. And they are EVERYWHERE! It makes me sick!!
The trees must pay, they were my undoing! (Wait, that must be government censored as well. Carry on)
TREEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (And scene)
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