This Is The Primetime (Sequel To "Try Not To Fall For The Blue Haired Douche")

Chapter 19

Josh leaned over, and danced with Bennie. I smiled and stood to the side. My husband was dancing with his dog. His DOG. Eh, I danced with Icky at one point. I can't say much. 

"B-B-Bennie and the Jets!" everyone sang. 

Oh right, I forgot that basically everyone here was the same age, so they all knew this song. I was STILL the youngest person here, so I only heard about it when Josh told me how he named Bennie. 

After Bennie and the Jets, it was another All Time Low song. I liked it. It was Stay Awake. 

I went over to Josh, who was officially on his back because Bennie was licking his face. I laughed. 

"Want some help?" I laughed. 

He nodded. "Bennie, where's Ian?" I asked. He head popped up, and she went to go attack Ian with licks. 

"She still loves Ian more than you." I laughed, giving him a hand up. 

"Nah, when she was a puppy she had a chew toy she LOVED that squeaked and had a freaky resembelance to Casselman." he laughed. I smiled. 

We talked a bit, and the next three songs were Simple Plan - I'm Just a Kid, Tuxedo Junction (where Josh danced with Tux until she dug her claws into his hands), Kellin singing Iris by the Goo Goo Dolls, and then it was the song we were both waiting for. 

I turned on a microphone and we paused the playlist.

"Okay. Josh and I picked this song, and it's specially dedicated to Josh. He holds this song close right now. It's also dedicated to all you fuckers who are thinking about getting married." I said. 

The song was.... *imaginary drumrole* Never Too Late by Hedley. 

When the song came on, everyone started laughing. Josh and I started dancing, and so did everyone else. Josh sang along to the whole song, this time. I joined him. 

"Hoping I can run today and get away faster, 

Than ever from here.

Another night and who can say if leaving is better

Than living in fear.

Here's to all the broken hearts tonight

Here's to all the fall-a-parts tonight

Here's to every girl and boy who lost their joy

They let it get away

You know it's never too late

Get up and start all over again

You know it's never too late

There's got to be a better way

Don't settle for the cold and rain

It's not too late to start again 

To find a way to smile and never let it get away!

It's been too long and we've been down and out without laughter

No smiling just tears

We're tired of falling down and being such a disaster

We've been here for years

Here's to all the broken hearts tonight

Here's to all the fall-a-parts tonight

Here's to every girl and boy who lost their joy

They let it get away

You know it's never too late

Get up and start all over again

You know it's never too late

There's got to be a better way

Don't settle for the cold and rain

It's not too late to start again 

To find a way to smile and never let it get away!

I'm gone, I'm gone, there's got to be a better way, I'm gone

I'm gone, I'm gone, there's got to be a better way, I'm gone

I'm gone, I'm gone, there's got to be a better way, I'm gone

You know it's never too late (I'm gone, I'm gone)

You know it's never too late (I'm gone, I'm gone)

You know it's never too late (I'm gone, I'm gone)

You know it's never too late

You know it's never too late (I'm gone, I'm gone)

Get up and start all over again

You know it's never too late (I'm gone, I'm gone)

There's got to be a better way 

I'm gone." we both laughed and sang.

Once the playlist went on repeat, we went to get food. We ate steak for dinner (I love steak), then we went to the cake. 

The cake was amazing. It was a devil's food chocolate layer with butter cream frosting and raspberry filling in the center and red velvet cake on top. 

Then it was surrounded by chocolate chip cookie dough cupcakes. We ate, then I signed onto Twitter. 

"@JoshRamsay : I'm officially the happiest man on earth."

"@JoshiesPrincess : Lights Lauren Valerie Anne Ramsay." 

So are ya happy now!? I made them get married. There's probably only going to be one or two chapters left, because there are four words that cause me to end a story. 1. Wife 2. Husband 3. Married. 4. Children. So yeah. It'll end soon. Sorry. But COMMENT. Maybe, just maybe, I'll post one chapter for each account that comments. Like, it will only count for one chapter, even if you comment twice. Maybe I'll do that. MAYBE. Anyway, comment.