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If some objects were stranded in a desert

Gelatin: Are you sure?

Pudding Cup: Yeah

Trophy: Fine

*meanwhile*

Fly Swat: Oh my god its so hot 😩

Shieldy: The desert is so not cool

Pudding Cup: We need water

Party Hat: I really wish we had those water bottles I put in the cooler in the back of the car

Gelatin: We had water in the car!?

Party Hat: Duh, We cant have a road trip without water

Trophy: WHY DIDN'T YOU BRING THEM?!?

Party Hat: The water wouldn't have stayed cold in this heat
Besides who would wanna drink hot water?

Shieldy: PEOPLE WHO WANNA LIVE DUMBASS

Party Hat: OH, SO ITS MY FAULT WE DON'T HAVE WATER?

All of them besides Party Hat: YES

Party Hat: Whatever
Now what

Gelatin: I think I know what to do I've read-

Shieldy: I don't believe you

Gelatin: What?

Shieldy: I don't believe you've ever read

Gelatin: Shut up!
The article said theres water in a cactus

Fly Swat: Seriously Gel,
We're not dumbasses like Party Hat

Lollipop: Yeah we weren't born tommorow

Gelatin: ITS TRUE!
There' water in a cactus
We just have to figure it out.

Fly Swat: What do we do

Gelatin: There has to be a button like a water fountain

Shieldy: Put your mouth to it

Lollipop: Maybe we have to break it open?

Gelatin: No cause then water would spray everywhere

Party Hat: I think its broken

*hisses come out of nowhere*

Gelatin: What was that?

Party Hat: ITS A SNAKE

Oreo: LETS EAT IT

Pudding Cup: I'm not eating that shit

Shieldy: We have to eat we need energy

Party Hat: Shieldy's right
Someone grab it

Lollipop: No

Oreo: You grab it Trophy

Trophy: Fine you pussys
Its just a little-
OH MY GOD

*after 1 hour*

Shieldy: Good job Trophy

Trophy: Shut the fuck up

Party Hat: Lets eat the snake

Gelatin: We can't just eat it
We have to cook it

Oreo: How? I don't see a microwave

Lollipop: Dumbass
We have to start a fire

Trophy: How?

Gelatin: Its like rubbing sticks

Party Hat: Okay objects with arms
Start rubbing sticks

*they rub sticks*

Lollipop: Its not working

Gelatin: There's gotta be a way to start a fire

Pudding Cup: Yeah, its called a "lighter"

Fly Swat: Wait
Aren't we able to bang rocks together to make a spark?

*awkward silence*

Shieldy: That is the stupidest thing you ever said

Fly Swat: You're right Shieldy
Lets get back to rubbing sticks

Shieldy: Better than banging rocks

Trophy: How about you two shut up before I throw rocks and sticks at your face

Pudding Cup: Screw it
Lets just skin the snake and let it bake in the sun

Gelatin: I DON'T GIVE A FUCK WHAT WE DO
IM HUNGRY

*a bird steals the snake*

Oreo: WHAT. THE FUCK

*meanwhile*

Oreo: We can't keep doing this

Gelatin: We've been walking forever

Lollipop: We should've just stayed by the road

Pudding Cup: THATS WHAT I SAID!

Shieldy: No you told us to walk through the desert

Pudding Cup: I never said that

Trophy: YOU'RE THE WHOLE REASON WERE WALKING THIS WAY

Pudding Cup: OH MY GOD SHUT UP

Hot Sauce: WHAT THE FUCK

Shieldy: Who the fuck are you

Party Hat: Are you stranded too?

Hot Sauce: STRANDED?
YOU'RE IN MY BACKYARD!

Oreo: No were not-

Hot Sauce: YES YOU ARE
YOU'VE BEEN WALKING IN CIRCLES AROUND MY LAND FOR HOURS
I SAW YOU ON THE SECURITY CAMERAS

Gelatin: This is the desert

Hot Sauce: Its my land
You walked right on to it

*FLASHBACK*

Lollipop: We should just follow the road

Pudding Cup: No, we should walk through the desert
Its faster

Gelatin: Are you sure?

Pudding Cup: Yes

Trophy: Fine

Oreo: Why is there a fence?

Pudding Cup: Who puts a fence around the desert

Gelatin: Lets just climb over it

Trophy: Yeah

*FLASHBACK ENDS*

Shieldy: Do you know anyone named Wrench?