Hello, I'm Arbitrary D'agît. My life is amazing, I have straight a's, Cap'n of the football and basketball teams. But there's this one thing. Only one thing. I feel empty, like a void. Maybe I need someone? After all I am a only child. Do you think my parents tried to conceive after me? Ew that's a nasty thought!
Maybe I need a girlfriend? But people say I could get any girl.. couldn't I? Oh well, I do like one girl. She hasn't been to school in weeks though. I'm pretty sure she has a pothead boyfriend, though. I don't even know what she sees in him.
He doesn't even know she exists, let alone she's missing. Maybe she loves him? She's rude to almost all everyone, well that's not always a bad quality... She'll love me I know it, maybe she just is in an emergency. This small town shithole probably would have published it if something happened. Time for class, bye.
