Note: This story is from kale's perspective
brrrrring brrrrrring,
"Hey agent. What now." - kale annoyed after agent bothering her every fucking day
"Hey kaaaaaaaleeeeeee, sooooo. I got this big race tomorrow, you wanna like comeeee. I'll get you youre own private Howard Motorsports plane. First class too!" - agent hoping im not pissed
"I mean, I'll talk it over with joseph, just leave me alone right now." - kale frustrated due to minor relationship issues w Joseph
"Alright lemme know quick so I can book it. Oh and btw, nomads coming since its my biggest race of the year. Anyways cya." Agent
*kale hangs up*
I hate that guy.
-1 hour later
"Josephhh, you wanna go to agents raaceeee?" - kale
"That dipshit? Youre brother? HE RACES?" - joseph
"Yeah he does. And makes quite alot too. Nomads coming if that helps at all." - kale
"I meannnn- well.. I guess, since nomads going." - joseph
"Alright." - kale disappointed she has to go
- le next day
"Welcome, kale and joseph? Is that correct?" - flight attendant
"Yes that is us." - Joseph
"Well then, welcome to first class." - flight attendant
Poster 1:
Hank Howard, #47
NASCAR Cup Series Champion
2019 Rookie of the Year
Poster 2:
Cash Howard, #47C
2021 Rookie of the Year
Poster 3:
Nomad Weary, #74
2018 Cup Series Champion
"Dang man, he's got posters of himself in his own plane?" - Kale
"Jesus Christ. Nomad races too?" - Joseph
"Yeah ig, I've never watched them race" - kale
- kale and joseph arrive at Daytona Beach for the Daytona 500, agent/hank, cash, and Nomad are all there.
"Hey kale" - all 3 of them
"Hey guys" - kale
"Yall are just in time, race is in 4 hours." - Nomad
"Yeah and I'm gonna win today bastard," - Cash
"Pfft, beat it rookie. You aint gonna get past me." - Agent
"Agent, listen here. You might have 2 championships but I've got more skill and experience." - Nomad
"AY AY LISTEN ERE BUB, IVE GOT DIRT RACE EXPERIENCE WHICH IS 10 TIMES HARDER THAN THIS!" - agent
The 2 racers broke into an argument of who has more skill. Cash slowly backed behind kale.
"They crazy-" - Cash
"Yes they are." - Joseph
- 4 hours passes, agent, Nomad, and cash are in their cars and ready to race. Kale is in the upper class seats with a/c and a buffet, as well as joseph.
"LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, ARE YOU READY TO HEAR THE GREATEST WORDS IN MOTORSPORTS HISTORY?" - announcer
"YEEEEEAHHHHHHHH" - crowd
"DRIVERS. START. YOUR ENGINEEESSS!!!!" - announcer
Engines of over 750 horsepower fire up. Rumbling the entire stands.
Kale and Joseph put on their radio headphones. Kale listening to agent to hear his tantrums on the radio while racing, and Joseph listening to Nomad.
"The pace car is in folks here we go, they reach the geico restart zone and the green flag is out! We're rolling!!!" - Announcer
Engines roar by on the frontstretch.
Entering into turn one on the first lap:
"car is too tight Jesus Christ. Plowing like a bulldozer." - agents radio
"NAHAHAHICEEE JOB 74 (Nomad). GET A LITTLE CLOSER TO MY WHEEL AND IM DUMPING YOU." - Cash's radio
"THIS FUCKING 47C (cash) NEEDS TO BACK OFF OF MY FUCKING REAR BUMPER." - Nomad
- 32 laps in. First wreck starts between the 22 and the 18.
"OH MAN THE 22 IS SPINNING! HE HITS THE WALL ON THE BACKSTRETCH BOUNCING INTO CARS, THE 47 (agent) IS INVOLVED THE 18 IS INVOLVED." - announcer
"HAAHAAAAA AGENT BITCH GET WRECKED YOU SON OF A BITCH L BOZO HAHAHAAAA" - kale
Everyone comes down pitroad
"Stall in 3.. 2.. 1.. come in come in come in." - agents spotter
"3.. 2... 1... turn in now." - cashs spotter
"And on 3. 2. 1. Go." - Nomads spotter
My fingers are tired ij done writing for now.
