"Shouldn't we be saying the same thing to you? You're the ones who are late." Karl practically spat back as I noticed the two others who stood by the avain. One was incredibly tall, even more so than me, and one who I could make out fox-like features on. Both clad in more suspenders. I need to fall off a cliff right now. Why. WHY SUSPENDERS?
"I'm so sorry Karl. I guess I forgot That you were coming today." The beanie wearing ravenet? If I saw correctly snapped back at him. Oh, shit. This must be Quackity. Karl's ex.
"Sorry about Karl," I interjected, hoping to prevent a fight "He's just salty because his shoes are too tight on him." that wasn't a lie, he had been complaining to me the entire journey here.
The short man™️ turns to me, looking me up and down, which is a immdiate sign that he feels threatened, as he should. He then makes the boldest move of his life, as he takes my hand and kisses it. oh so that's how we're playing? game on.
"Hola querido~ who might you be?" (A/n I'm learning Spanish go easy on me :"3) he says letting go of my hand, clearly flirting with me.
"Wouldn't you like to know, querido?" I respond because I'm not a coward, my words catching him off guard, if I didn't know any better I could of swore I saw him shiver at what I had said. Okay.
"Heh. I'm Y/N. You must be Quackity? Slime mentioned you." I follow up, stuffing my hand into my pocket (if your wearing a dress, YOUR DRESS HAS POCKETS! 🎉) as I gave him a moment to process what I'd said.
"Why, yes! I hope Slime didn't bore you to death on the way here with his talking." He says turning somewhat abruptly to the others, smiling again. "If you wouldn't mind, follow me." oh, great more walking. And Karl complaining, like dude get new shoes.
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Quackity led the growing group towards a open air dining pavilion, set for 8. Oddly enough there was someone already sitting at the table. He had blond hair, antennae and a frown. Along with more suspenders. Quackity introduced him as Purpled. He nodded simply at the group as we all sat down. Nice guy. Relatable.
"So..." the tall demigod who had been introduced as Foolish began, trying to make conversation with anyone to avoid a awkward silence
"How long have you been in Kinoko kingdom Y/N?" He asks his tone polite, yet he yelped out in pain as Quackity kneed him under the table "ow!" he exclaimed in pain, as Purpled snickered slightly
"It's fine, truth be told, I'm not really, 'with' Kinoko more so I'm staying there until I get a permanent house." I explained swirling my glass of water around while I talked.
"You need a house?" Quackity asked, leaning back in his chair slightly and looking over at me, "If you wanted I could get Sam to help you make one, but I'd have to ask him later, considering how he's at the prison guarding and doing his job as warden as of now."
His offer interested me, and also made me curious. There was a prison here? I wonder... who's in it? And why? But those thoughts where for another time, as I noticed how everyone had finished eating.
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Cupid's Arrow - yan!dsmp x non-binary!reader
Fanfiction:3:3:3:3:3:3:3:3 "I mean, I know this isn't My Little Pony, and friendship ain't magic, but can't I get a BREAK?" "What?" ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ IN WHICH a somewhat insane but certainly ambitious inventor finally perfects their ultimate work: a port...
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