The Right Side of Wrong

Riddler U: Part 1

Ivy: "Yeah, you're not coming with."

Clayface: "I agree. Clayface shouldn't go, but your boo-"

Clayface shape-shifts into a young redheaded girl with a high-pitched voice.

Clayface (as Stephanie): "Stephanie is mad-stoked to hook up with you on the quad. What up? It is I, Stephanie, a fun, yet bookish transfer student from Chico State."

Harley: "Yeah, Stephanie's not going either."

Psycho: *laughing* "No, she's not, You, however, are going to a padded room."

Clayface (as Stephanie): "You're way harsher than the girls who drove me out of Chico. I can't spill the deets 'cause of the impending lawsuit, so-"

Harley: "Ive, are you ready for all-night study seshes, talkin' philosophy and smoking cloves, putting up any poster we want in our dorm room!"

Ivy: "You know what, I do have an 'Indigo Girls' poster that does need a wall."

Psycho: "All right, while you three geriatric coeds are rediscovering yourselves, the rest of us are chewing on water!"

Psycho pours a cup of water onto the counter to discover a mouse.

Me: "At least the mouse is alive this time."

The mouse drops dead from exposure to the water.

Psycho: "Oh, my God! I drank 2 quarts of that shit."

King Shark: "I fear we may not survive until your return."

Harley: "Then you & Psycho find a water filter. Great idea! Let's go!"

{Time skip}

Harley and Ivy put on face paint, styled their hair, and donned clothing considered 'modern' from when we went to college to disguise themselves. It worked since no one's thrown us over to Riddler yet. Speak of the devil...

Riddler: *over intercom* "Students, riddle me this. What's priceless but still costs $60K a year?"

Students: "Riddle U, it's better than Harvard."

Ivy: "Pretty lazy riddle, but he is right about Harvard sucking."

We walk up to a group of girls led by the one from the commercial.

Barbara: "And that was Water Fountain 29 where you can get the best Riddler water in all of New New Gotham."

Harley: "Oh, my God, so interesting. So, like, I have a question. Where is the Riddler right now?"

Barbara: "I'm sorry. Were you three on the tour when we started? I don't see your name tags."

Harley: "Oh, we told you at the beginning of the tour that we were definitely here for. I, of course am Heather Weatherbee, this is my sister Sienna, and the redhead is our friend Isadora Staplebunkin."

Barbara: "I feel like I would've remembered such distinct names."

Ivy: "Yes, yes. We do have very distinct names, Heather."

Clayface (as Stephanie): "It's chill. They're with me."

Barbara: "Oh, thanks, Steph. Let's keep this train going."