So well you know how people always have a first time for everything?.
Well this is a story about the first time....... I had wine 🍷
So this was when we first moved into the new house so ehm... 2020 okay?
Anyways so I was sitting in the couch minding my own business playing a game.
Till my dad tapped my shoulder and asked me if I wanted to take a sip of "Cranberry drink"
..... he called it CRANBERRY.......
Of course I didn't trust him but he tempted me.
"Well ..... it can't be that bad...."
I grabbed the glass cup and took a tiny sip..... 10 seconds passed and.
Me:
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I FELT SO OFF AND DIZZY TO THE POINT I WAS LOOKING UP AND DREAMING AND FANTASIZING ABOUT ANYTHING AT THIS POINT.
Luckily my mom walked in and saw my poor drunk ass on the couch and asked my dad.
"Did....she....sip.....wine?......"
She walked closely to me to check on me and I was FLUSHED.
"IT WAS JUST A SIP HONEY OnO"
But the catch was..... momma bear mode was on and she got REALLY REALLY MAD AT HIM. So she scolded him for hmm.., 10 minutes and had a conversation with him meanwhile I was still drunk.
{ Moral of the story }
So uhm if your dad ever offers you his quote on quote "Cranberry drink"
