Jeice: Hey 'Sal?
Salza: Yeah?
Jeice: I don't really care, but is it true?
Salza: What's true?
Jeice: Burter and Recoome say I'm really short.
Salza: Ignore those behemoths, you're not short. You're cuddly sized.
Jeice: Do people value height that much in a man?
Salza: Well, I mean some people but it shouldn't be a defining factor in a partner.
Jeice: Once I become eight feet tall they're not gonna be saying that anymore! Just ya watch!
Salza: 'J, that's never gonna happen. I can't hug and kiss you if you're that height.
Jeice: I can bend down!
Salza: It's gonna hurt.
Jeice: No! Because I'm flexible!
Salza: Come over here. I love you the way you are already. You're like a teddy bear.
Jeice: A kiss won't make me feel better about it. Nice try.
Salza: Will three kisses do?
Jeice: . . . Yes please.
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