Vani - Snippets

Parda (3)

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Bani was glaring at her husband as he walked ahead of her with her bags in his hand. He was smiling and looking around at the shops as if he hadn't just completely embarrassed her at the food court. The poor teenage boy had smiled at Bani and out of courtesy and asked if she would like fries with her order, but Veer berated him and started saying that he was trying to give her special treatment and flirt with her. While they sat at the table eating their food, Bani stayed silent and put her finger up anytime her dumb husband tried to apologize. Once they were done with their food she was getting so annoyed with him begging her so she just lied that she forgives him, and now he was smiling wide and there was a sudden kick to his step as if he had just conquered the world. Veeranshu! Bani called out to him. Veer turned his head and walked back several steps to her. Kya hua sweetheart? He asked, with a slight frown. He started to worry that perhaps she was just luring him away from the busy food court so she could scold him in peace. Muje...muje ek store parr jaana hai. Tum...tum vaahan bench parr beht jaao. She said to him. Veer looked around at the stores that were nearby and shrugged. Kaisi store? Main bi saath mein aata hoon. Bani sighed and pushed his chest back while looking down. Nuyyyy...Veer please. Just go there na? Veer dropped her bags on the floor and put his hands on his hips. Aise kaise main jaane doon? Aggar kissi ne tumein kidnap karliya toh? Bani tilted her head and looked at him in disbelief. Each day she thought that nothing could top the idiotic things Veer said the day before, but he always managed to outdo himself. Kidnap? Veeranshu aise kaise? Main koi chotti bachi hoon kya jo muje koi kidnap karre ga? Aur voh bhi ek busy mall parr? Veer smiled and pinched her cheek, making her jolt in surprise and gently slap his hand away. Kyun? Tumein kyun nahi koi kidnap karre ga? Itne cute laal gulaab jaise gaal hai tumaare, dekho...kitne adorable aur chubby hai. Aur jabh tum hasti ho toh yahaan...hoton ke neeche dimple bi aata hai. Bani rolled her eyes and sighed. Acha toh yeh criteria hoti hai kissi ko kidnap ke layak hone ke liye? Veeranshu, please. Yeh bachpaana gharr jaake karna...muje store parr jaana hai. Please na? Tumaare khaam ki koi cheez nahi hogi vaahan. Veer clicked his tongue, picked up the bags, and wrapped his right arm around her left. He pulled her closer as she gasped and wondered what's gotten into her husband. Tch. Nope. Main rahunga toh sirf tumaare saath. Abh challo. Kaahan hai voh store? Bani tried to pull away but Veer stood rooted in his spot. She struggled for another good minute and yelled at him, while still being conscious of the stares they were getting from onlookers. Acha theek hai! Store parr jaana hai?! Vaahan! Uss store parr jaa rahi hoo! She pointed ahead and Veer smiled.

Oh...pet store? Sweetheart...vaise toh main pehle tumaare saath bache paiyda karna chaahta tha...lekin koi bhaat nahi hum puppy adopt karsakte hai. It'll be practice before our chotti sweetheart or Veeranshu Singhania comes into our- Bani slapped her hand on her forehead and sighed. She pulled his ear to the right and pointed again. Idiot! Vaahan nahi! Voh dekho! 'Jasmine lingerie and accessories'...abh bhataao? Jaao ge vaahan? Veer looked back at Bani in shock. He looked at her head to toe, then back at the store, and gulped. As his imagination started to run wild with images of Bani in several different pieces, he muttered Tum...tum yeh...yeh pehnti ho? Bani arched her brow and asked Kyun? Nahi pehnsakhti? Veer turned his face, still in shock, and whispered Lekin tum toh voh behnji types nahi ho? When she heard that Bani took the bags out of his hands and slapped his chest with them several times. Kya?! Behnji types?! Main tume behnji lagti hoon?! Aggar main behnji hoon toh fir shaadi kyun kiyi aur kyun mere peeche padde ho ke 'feelings bataado sweetheart'. Veer scratched his head and looked down, still confused. Oh...abh samaj mein aaya. Mehek ke liye kuch lene jaa rahi ho na? Sweetheart...main zyaada kuch nahi jaanta lekin buying lingerie for your cousin...todha ajeeb hai na? Bani put her hands on her head wanting to rip her hair out. She took out Veer's wallet, and put some cash in her purse. Just shut up. Aaj muje behnji kehdiya...kall mujse raakhi banwaaao ge. Abh tum mera peecha matth karna. Main tumse BAUHAT naaraz hoon. Yahin pe karre rehna. Behnji? Hmm! Kudh uncle lagta hai subah ko aur muje behnji kehraha tha.