MYTHS & US. atz

chapter five: feelings.

idiocy personified
active.

trusty mate
alright spill

idiocy personified
what?

trusty mate
what's ur deal with wooyoung

trusty mate
why do u hate him so much??

idiocy personified
not my fault he's such an asshole towards me

idiocy personified
like what have i ever done to him????

trusty mate
r we not gonna talk ab how u literally made him feel bad 🤨

idiocy personified
i alr apologised to him for that

trusty mate
ok but y'all still argue like there's no tomorrow

idiocy personified
that's just how we talk to each other i guess

idiocy personified
if u think there's something going on in between us

idiocy personified
firstly what the fuck bc u know he's not my type and i doubt i'm his type too

idiocy personified
secondly what the fuck i trusted u

idiocy personified
thirdly there's NOTHING going on between us and there'll never BE anything between us

idiocy personified
fourthly like he said we're not in each other's myths

idiocy personified
we shouldn't even be talking bc of our mythology status, and yet here we r

idiocy personified
so no, mingi, i'm sorry to disappoint u

trusty mate
mate what r u talking ab

trusty mate
i'm not disappointed or anything

trusty mate
i just wanna live up to my name of being trustful

trusty mate
and that u could always tell me anything yeah?

idiocy personified
yeah u big goofball

idiocy personified
i'd trust u w my life

trusty mate
awh

trusty mate
that's cute

idiocy personified
anyways have u started researching?

trusty mate
pft look at who ur talking to

idiocy personified
alright we better get started tbh

idiocy personified
i feel like an angry hongjoong would not be a sight to see

trusty mate
neither

trusty mate
meet me at the library in ten?

idiocy personified
i'll make that five

idiocy personified left the chatroom

trusty mate
he rly is an idiot oh god

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worst friend ever
active.

snake
r u SURE those feelings towards san r hatred

worst friend ever
damn it yeosang

worst friend ever
how many times do i have to tell u oh my god

snake
i'm j saying

snake
cus y'all look like a "enemies to lovers" plot ready to go

worst friend ever
if u ever say that again i will behead u myself

snake
gasps

snake
before jongho eventually does??

snake
# illegal

worst friend ever
oh shush

worst friend ever
r we not gonna talk ab u and jongho

worst friend ever
i see u two getting onto it in weaponry class

snake
yeah

snake
that's bc they paired the mythological pairings together idiot

worst friend ever
well

worst friend ever
uh

snake
gosh u rly are the worst friend ever

worst friend ever
oh shut up

worst friend ever
u love me

snake
i really really don't

snake
i'd hang out w seongjoong anytime any day just to get rid of u

worst friend ever
that's funny yeo

worst friend ever
ur never getting rid of me

snake
i really do hate u

worst friend ever
love u too bff 😘😘

snake
i'm changing ur name

snake changed worst friend ever 's nickname to:
# don't kiss yeo

# don't kiss yeo
aw 😔

# don't kiss yeo
fine yeosang

# don't kiss yeo
i wont

snake changed # don't kiss yeo 's nickname to:
jinjja worst

jinjja worst
ok i gotta give u that

snake
thank u

snake
*bows*

jinjja worst
anyways should we do some sort of research

jinjja worst
so we could like impress joong

snake
so you could impress joong

jinjja worst
ok true

jinjja worst
i'm going to ur dorm rn

snake
alright whatever

snake
c u soon ig

snake left the chatroom
jinjja worst left the chatroom

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a/n: is this... boring. i'm sorry if it is. i tried. anyways. as always, leave ur thoughts!