I ordered a computer from amazon last week. Today was the day of arrival. I waited by the door for what seemed like forever. I looked outside and saw a box. Conty is here. I opened my door and picked up the box. I sat it down in my room and closed the door back. When I got back to my room, The box was busted open and Conty was outside of it.
There he was. Conty had the most beautiful keyboard abs ever. And his mouse was extremely big. I couldn't wait to press the enter button on his keyboard. Conty threw me on my bed with his microchip hands. I felt sparks between me and Conty.
Conty elegantly placed me onto my two mattress bed and ripped my ass open with his 76739807286767768707323235767987191 inch computer mouse. Tears streamed down my face as his mouse kept going in and out so much, It was coming out of my mouth. "Shhh no need to tear up, My cute little tablet. Now type the letter C. Yeah that's it." He whispered into my ear.
Oh Conny. How much I love you. He finally reached his point and his electrifying seed came out of him. When he pulled out, I felt empty. Sad even. Conty started to cough. I looked and realized too late that he was running out of battery. I looked around everywhere and finally found the charger. "Please man, Don't do this!" The charger cried. He knew where he would be plugged up at.
I plugged in the charger in between Conty's juicy wet gushy ushy sloppy toppy milky silky make my booty hole itch make his mouse twitch hairy scary very merry squishy tush round gigantic ass cheeks and waited. He came back alive and I smiled. I kissed Conty's beautiful screen without even knowing that in nine months I would give birth to a baby computer named Shamika.
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