"What a pain" || Kusuo Saiki x Black Reader

"Try not to get hard challenge"

Saiki ; "You did well."

Y/N ; "Thank you, I'm sure you'll do better though."

Saiki ; "You know...Y/N I'm not really in the mood to sing. I'd rather listen to you."

Y/N ; "Come on, please?"

Saiki ; "I should be the one saying please."

Y/N ; "I've never seen you beg before...I'd like to."

Y/N leaned in closer to Saiki...he could feel her breath on his neck. Wasn't enough to give him a boner...but it was enough to get him thinking. He turned away from her as she started to laugh. 

Y/N ; "I was just teasing Saiki. Don't look so sad."

Saiki ; "Don't toy with me. I..."

Y/N ; "You?"

Saiki ; "It's hard for me to hold myself back sometimes. When you tease me I want to do things to you."

Y/N ; "That sounds creepy depending on what you mean...but I think I know good and well what you mean."

Saiki held his head down and didn't dare to look at her, he had his eyes glued to the palms of his hands. Y/N wanted him to take action, but she knew how he was. She stood up and placed one knee in between his thighs.

Y/N ; "Can I sit here?" 

Saiki ; "On my lap? I don't think that's a good idea."

Y/N ; "Try not to get hard challenge."

Saiki paused and began to laugh, that was oddly funny to him. Hearing it from her made it 10 times better. She smiled and sat on his lap...placing a hand on his cheek.

Y/N ; "I was serious. You're a big pervert y'know?"

Saiki ; "And you're not?"

Saiki placed his hands on her waist and pushed her down onto his lap, Y/N covered her face as she felt something poking her entrance. She was always provocative around him...but was never ready for him to clap back.

Saiki ; "The only thing keeping me from going inside you...are those underwear. What color are they? Hm?...."

Y/N ; "..."

Saiki ; "You're so quiet now. You had so much to say earlier...say it. You think I'm a pervert? You say that yet you're enjoying this so much."

Y/N ; "I never even said that, so don't just assume."

Saiki ; "I can read your thoughts, don't act so slow, and they're white right? They match the color of your bra."

Y/N ; "You...you're so aggravating. I like it when you're all shy and quiet."

Saiki ; "You love me either way."

Saiki placed his hand on Y/N's ass but quickly pulled away. He picked her up off of his lap and set her next to him. He loved teasing her but never wanted to take things to far.

Saiki ; "Sorry-"

Y/N ; "Don't be sorry! Why the sudden mood swing?"

Saiki ; "I don't wanna do something you don't like."

Y/N ; You can read my thoughts...how is that possible? I'm okay with almost everything that you do."

Saiki ; "Right...guess I'm just a bit hesitant then."

Y/N was about to speak, but someone knocked on the door of their Karaoke room, it was staff. 

Staff ; 'Hey, we're closing up soon. Get a move on."

Y/N ; "It's a bit early to be closing up isn't it?"

Staff; "It's 11PM...Gosh."

Y/N ; "IT'S NIGHT?"

Y/N and Saiki stepped outside to check. It was night...they got there around 6PM but there was no way it should be 11PM already.

Y/N ; "God my momma's gonna be pissed...I'm surprised she hasn't called. Time just seems to go faster when we're together I guess."

Saiki ; "No. We were only inside for about an hour. I'm sure of it....that's so strange. I'll walk you home and we can get dinner tomorrow."

Y/N and Saiki walked home together and talked about how weird it was for time to fly like that. Y/N suggested it had something to do with his abilities...and Saiki thought so too. It wasn't ridiculous to assume that he was behind this....but he had no recollection of using his powers when they were talking. Y/N got home safely, and luckily her mom wasn't home just yet. They both kissed each other goodbye. Saiki wanted to investigate things but decided to just leave it be. 

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saiki is hesitant because the author is hesitant LMAO, idk if you guys want cold hard smut 

im also starting to realize that i'm not very detailed with this story (at least imo) and i'd like to change the writing style, hope that's okay with the readers. i'm a very detailed person and only started the story off in this format because (a) it started off as a joke and (b) i feel like i could do 1000x better. changing the format would also mean that the chapters would be much longer. if i don't change the format of this story, then i'll change the format of the next x Black reader that i do.

love how i made an announcement that this shit was gonna end in like 3 chapters yet here we are