Super Smash Bros: Palutena's Guidance (Dunno why I'm even doing this lol)

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de The_Burger_Boy_B3

Pit: HEY, WHY IS THAT LITTLE TWERP CONTROLLING THOSE POKEMON?!

Red: Excuse you, but, I'm not a twerp. And, I'm not controlling my pokemon!

Me (aka May/Sapphire/Mayday): Pit, this is Red.

Red: Hi

Pit: Ohhhhhhhhh, srry

Red: Nah, it's fine *turns into Blue*

Blue: Yo.

Pit: Woah, Red's hair went brown! :0

Blue: *sweatdrop* I'm Blue *turns into Green*

Green: HEY, DON'T FORGET ABOUT ME!

Pit: AH, BLUE TURNED INTO A GIRL!

Green: Oki, you guys come out bc this guy is dumb

Red and Blue: *comes out*

Pit: Alr! Which one of you is fighting me?

Red: I am!

Palutena: Be careful, Pit. Red's fire attacks are strong AND, he is half dragon, so, you'll never know when he'll be half human/ half dragon

Blue: Same with me and Green

Palutena: Not only that, but, his final smash is mega strong so, be careful!

Pit: No matter what, I'm gonna beat 'em!

Red: *smirks*