The most random stories I made up in my head

1: Soop eats a rotten cheeseburger and dies

"Yum yum cheeseburger"
"Wtf it tastes weird"
"Oh my god I need to throw up"

Soop rushes to the bathroom

"BELEUAGGEHHWUAGGEH"
".......BLAUEHAHUEUWGAGUEUEHHAGYEUU"
*Dies*

Moral of story: Always check your cheeseburgers