Y/N' POV
"You know that rumor that Twinkies have an endless shelf life?"
"It's total bullshit I tell you. Ate it and puked, Five told me he had diarrhea 'cause of that" I said with a sleepy voice but sounds like I intake drugs.
"I can't even imagine" Vanya said
"You do whatever it takes to survive, or you die." I said looking at the ceiling
"So, we adapted." Five added. "Whatever the word threw at us, we found a way to overcome it"
"We?" Vanya asked confused.
"Got anything stronger?"
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"You think I'm crazy." Five claimed.
"No shit Sherlock" I said grabbing the beer from Five and drinking it.
"No. It's just..." Vanya stammered. "it's a lot to take in"
"Exactly what don't you understand?" Five said with a know-it-all tone
"Why can't you just travel back"
"Gee, wish I'd thought of that. Time travel is a crapshoot. I went into the Ice and never acorn-ed. You think I didn't try everything to get back to my family?"
"If you grew old there, you know, in the apocalypse, how come you still look like a child?"
"He got the equations wrong. That's a good thing 'cause I love having my hot body back. Well almost." I said muttering the last part.
"I mean, Dad always used to say that time travel could mess up your mind."
Five grabbed the drink from my hand. "This was a mistake. You're too young" he said sipping and putting the glass down. "Too naive to understand" he was about to leave only to be stopped by Vanya.
"I haven't seen you in a long time, and I don't want to lose you again. That's all" Vanya said. "And you know what, it's getting late, and I have lessons early, and I need to sleep, and I'm sure the two of you too." Fixing the blanket from the couch "We'll talk in the morning again. Okay? I promise. Night"
"Night."
"Night Puppy" I said plopping down on the couch.
"We don't have time for this Dolores" Five said pacing in front of me.
"Don't call me like your sex doll." I said laying on my stomach. "We only just came back and battling Men-in-Blacks." I grabbed his arm. "We can rest for a while, I'm sure you're also tired." I said sitting up and letting him lay on the couch. "We need to take a nap for a minute, or an hour for me, besides you need to get your energy back"
Five took out the eyeball and examined it as I lay on top of him.
MERITECH PROSTHETTICS
"Five let me talk to him, we know I'm better at negotiating."
"Yeah, and and say something stupid. Nice"
"Can I help you?"
"I need to know who this belongs to." Five said holding the prosthetic up.
"Where did you get that?"
"Why do you care-"
"We found it at the playground nearby." I said cutting Five. "We just want it to return to the owner" I said smiling giving my famous doe eyes.
"What a thoughtful child." The receptionist said
"Yeah. Look up the name for me, will ya'?" Five said in annoyance.
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JOKES ON YOU (Five Hargreeeves FanFiction)
Fanfictiony/n, a commission worker in charge of assassinating people to stay track in the original happenings or known as the correction division. Well that's all in the past ever since she almost bombed the briefcase room as a form of resignation. Not only i...
