ᗯᕼᗩT ᗩ ᗯOᖇᒪᗪ ⟨⟨EW × Reader⟩⟩ (OLD)

•Chapter 35•

((Pfft, No joke tho- Look at the facial expression Tord is making XD))

((HAHAHA! I'M SORRY I'M SORRY. BACK TO THE STORY- 😂))

Tord grabbed Y/N's arm and dragged her to the side with him. He snapped his fingers and called over a soldier.

"Sergeant Brianna, a moment."

The soldier came up to Tord and Y/N. It was a female with dirty blonde hair put up in a high up bun. Her uniform almost identical to Tord.

"Y-yes sir! Also pleasure to meet you Mrs. Larsson." She saluted to Y/N.

Y/N face cringe...."DOES EVERYONE HERE THINK ME AND TORD ARE MARRIED?!" Y/N mentally scream to herself.

Before Y/N could tell her that they were not a couple and that Tord was delusional idiot who gets 'ZERO' bitches. Tord covered her mouth with his good hand and began to speak. Jorg resting on Y/N's shoulder making cute little noises.

"Did you plant the trap for this 'Resistence'?" He asked the lady who looked semi nervous.

"Are people really that terrified of Tord?...The same Tord who got his ass kicked by three British guys with no jobs, and one hot ass bad bitch?" Y/N questioned to her self.

"Yes, sir. I had it placed at the Cola Ration Station as you requested." She answered him.

"Good Dismissed- OW!" The lady left once he said dismissed. Y/N had bit down on his hand that was covering her mouth.

"Put your dirty hand near my face again... I'll make sure you have matching robotic hands." She hissed but jumped when she felt someone place a hand on her shoulder.

She turned her head around and saw Vlahd staring at her, or should I saw staring into her soul. "Holy shit- when were you this scary? God your like a Russian version of Jason Voorhees-" Vlahd had flicked her head making her stop her sentence.

"Ouch! The hell was that for?" She questioned wishing she could rub her head, but couldn't thanks to the cuffs on her.

"Язык." He said glaring at her. Y/N scoffed as she turned away.

"Heh, never new you were a biter...I kinda like~" He said to her holding his hand that had a huge bite mark on it.

"Oh, sit on a dick, Tord." She said which earned her another flick in the head by Vlahd. She let out a irritated growl.

"Oh! I forgot all about the surprise!" Tord said as he grabbed her by the waist and pulled her closer to him. "Watch this~"

They got closer to Tom and Matt who were still bickering...then started to shout out colors.

"And so I said!-" Matt sentence got cut short as Tord pressed his finger on his robotic arm, and Tom's headpiece started to static and glitch.

Then the screen on his face device showed words written in red saying 'STANDBY'.

"Uh...Tom, Are you okay?" Y/N asked somewhat worried as Matt tapped on the screen.

Then his 'eyes' turned red as his facial expression change to a more serious one.

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((Not an Eddsworld meme but I just thought this was hilarious.))