Y/n x big toe one shots

Morning sleepy toe~

Y/no pov:
It was late in the morning sun setting in the air crust flying around I heard a grumble beside me I look to my right and I see crusty toe snoring like a massive pig...

This infuriated me I get out bed and go to the kitchen and grab a cup then I ran to the bathroom peeing fast and loud in the cup pulling up my trousers not wiping my fishy flaps I walk in the bedroom and throw the pee on Crusty Toe my husband "Morning sleepy toe~"
"Y/N YOU SILLY TROLL UGH IM STINKING OFF FISH YOU BRAT"
My face goes red when he talks crusty toe notices "s-s-s-s-s-s-s-s-sor-r-r-y crust-y toe"🥺
"It's okay littel troll 😈 " oh how his face makes me shart "oh you silly troll don't shart you'll make the bed bugs fart😂👍"

End so bye xxxxx