Xiao x reader

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Xiaos P.O.V

She's 1 minute late?! I would never be this late to a date, to KFC none the less..

Y/N's P.O.V

It's 7:01 pm. I am 1 minute late but 1 minute isn't that late right?

As you enter the KFC xiao stares at you "You're late, y/n." I was late by 1 minute.

"Who even takes their first date to a KFC?!" Xiao screams.

"Don't worry about it, just enjoy the date."

"Fine."

"What do you want to order, y/n."

"Xiao, I want 60 buckets of fried chicken."

He looks at you like you're insane. "60 BUCKETS OF FRIED CHICKEN? WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO EAT THE SKINS?!"

"Xiao, xiao, xiao, calm down."

"Ugh fine whatever 🙄"

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Xiaos P.O.V

Did they just order 60 buckets of fried chicken? What the FUCK? I might as well order it.

"Xiao, you poor soul. I just want 60 buckets of fried chicken. Is that to much for a person to ask for? It's not even that much!"

"Not that much.. not that much.."

I ordered the chicken. I payed with my shoe money.

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Y/n's P.O.V:

He ordered the chicken. And before I know it Venti walks in.

"Y/n! Is this poor man torturing you?!"

"What the fuck do you even mean, venti?!" Xiao shouts

Venti has always been a huge Chad.

Venti leans on our table and gets closer to me "Shhh Y/n it's ok. I won't let the bad man hurt you anymore."

"What. The. Fuck." Xiao says quietly.

"XIAO LEAVE!1!!11!!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!!1!11??1?1?1?2!!1!1?1?!"

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Xiaos P.O.V

"Listen y/n I have thought you were so cool ever since we met in college but.. I don't know anymore."

I storm out of the KFC.

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Y/n's P.O.V:

As xiao storms out venti leans into me again

"you have the drugs right? In the chicken? We need to smuggle them on the plane no one would suspect 60 buckets of chicken. It's just KFC after all."