Based off of Punch That Villain (Mha x Opm reader ) Fanfiction.
Having more of silly one shots & Incorrect Quotes!
Mainly because I'm running out of room on the OG fanfic
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Y/n: I made tea Aizawa: I don't want tea. Y/n: I didn't make you tea. This is my tea. Aizawa: Then why did you tell me? *eye's twitching* Y/n: It's a conversation starter. *sips tea* Aizawa: it's a horrible conversation starter. Y/n: Oh, is it? We're conversing. Checkmate. *smirks*
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Kirishima: Why are you smiling? Y/n: what? Can't I just be happy? Denki: Bakugo tripped and fell in the parking lot.
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Bakugo: Shitty hair! I want to give you some advice. Kirishima: ...right okay? Bakugo: If a door ever says 'push' you pull, it's not directions, it's a challenge.
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Y/n: Are you alright? I don't think you slept at all last night. Mirio: I got a solid eight minutes. Y/n: .... Mirio: Well, not consecutively but still, I'm fine Mirio: You're not even that blurry right now.
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Mina: Wow, you have a great fashion sense! I love your outfit! Y/n: thanks, I dress well to distract myself from the fact that my life is falling apart.
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Tensei Iida: What are you gonna do, stab me? Stain: *stabs him* Tensei Iida: I shouldn't have asked.
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Bakugo: You're pretty dumb Y/n: Thanks Bakugo: Why are you thanking me? I just insulted you. Y/n: All I heard was "you're pretty" in focusing on the positives in life
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Bakugo: When have I done anything rash or irresponsible? The entire class: I keep a list. It's alphabetized.
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Y/N: I am a woman with very high standards! Genos: I can make macaroni Y/N: Oh no! You're meeting all my standards!
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Y/n: is something burning? Garou: Just my desire for you bby ~ Y/n: Garou, the stove is on fire. Garou: Y/n:
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Y/n: I have feelings for you. Midoriya: you do? Y/n: Yes. I feel you're a little annoying.
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Midoriya: Could you please pass the salt? Y/n: *throws bakugo across the table*
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Sero: What do you think is the height of stupidity? Y/n: Hold on. Hey, Midoriya how tall are you?
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Midoriya: how tall are you? Y/n: height is a social construct. Midoriya: so you're short.
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Asu: Wait, you'd take a bullet for me? Ribbit Y/n: I would do anything for you darling Y/n: Except eat a cucumber, those things are fucking nasty
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Bakugo: you look nice, I want to kiss you Y/n: what? Bakugo: I SAID IF YOU DIED I WOULDN'T MISS YOU!
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Shinsou: So what's it like dating y/n ? Genos: Once, I asked her for water while she was still pissed at me, and she brought me a glass full of ice and said "wait" Genos: I love her
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Y/n: I don't wear bikini tops. Y/n: I used to but I stopped because they were always coming undone and falling off. Mina: yeah.... No-one knows why that kept happening.
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Y/n: I'm not afraid to be alone with my thoughts. My thoughts are awesome. Y/n: "Die Hard 6" on a cruise ship, pizza bagel restaurant, mom never loved me. Y/n: I'm gonna die alone oh, boy, that happened fast
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Mirio: I don't know, I just kinda feel like we're meant to be together. I mean, just look at how fate throw us at each other! Y/n: it's 3 am and you're stuck in the middle of my window. How did you even get here in the first place? Mirio: fate. I just told you
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*Aizawa sitting alone in silence* Aizawa: This isn't normal... something isn't right... Aizawa: *looks around the room* Something is missing I just can't put a finger on it Aizawa: Aizawa: thE KIDS-
