Omg are you seriously watching porn by yourself?
Fuck those shut ups i will write this how i want to
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_Hate this mf mc they always try to be so ""quirky"" and shit is embarassing
A long time ago when we still talked the only thing they talked about was themselves like
'Omg I'm so quirky I don't like The Minions' who cares you probably would do the gentleminion trend for 'fitting in with the chavisa' we all know you have the intelligence of a zygote ANYWAYS...
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While doing the normal spying on your neighbour hobby I found out apparently Mc has applied for some kind of colleague?
Which is kinda strange considering they know they lack braincells so I don't know what to expect of the results Mc will get
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Fucking Bitch Mc's got some serious fucking problem HOW DARE THEYAnyways
I sneak style metal gear solid into Mc's house and because they're as dumb as an unborn child they didn't see the box moving on itself
I HATE THEM
I HATE THEM
I HATE THEM
I HATE EM
I HATE THEM
I HATE THEM
I HATE THEMmHm
Getting into the bedroom I get a sneak of the envelope before I hear Mc going up the stairs to their roomI hide like a statue
Fuckimg freak how dare they do this to Bucciaratti
They leave the room and I grab the letter on the bed.
R.A.D? What kind of zoomer wrote this
Ugh
I feel disgusted
Who could admit someone like them
They're the lowest of scum on humanity
What a trash tasteSO for their sake I decided to just do some normal person stuff like
Sleeping under Mc's bed
Eating their food when they're not around
And basic human things yeah
(KINGUCRIMSON)
What the FUCK
HappenedWhy while I was dressing as Mc's Body pillow I got drowsy but being used to the effect of sleeping drugs I didn't fall asleep, so.
were we kidnapped?
Why are there voices outside?
-what a childish pillow to have-
Said a strong and masculine voice that made me feel like more of a twink-I think it is good to embrace your more kid like side!-
Said an energetic voice with a tone of happiness-It's kinda cute-
Said a more femenine and seductive sounding one-pfft-
Probably some smart-ass did that how dare they make fun of you when you're on the inside of the Bucciaratti body pillowGrrrllw
Fuck was that a motherfucking earthquake or an actual human being with a stomach
-Lucifer, I'm hungry-
THATS A LIVING BEING?!?-Beel.. we need to wait till the human wakes up-
The one with the dominant voice now know as...
Lucifer?
Said to the living earthquakeI felt Mc move
FUCKING BITCH YOU DID THIS RIGHT
YOU ALWAYS TOLD ME YOU WANTED A HAREM AND WOULD DO ANYTHING FOR IT
THIS WAS ALL YOUYOU
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Cut that out / Obey me x Hermaphrodite!reader
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