Cupid's Arrow - yan!dsmp x non-binary!reader

^ 2: The Mushroom Man ^

After walking for another while the blocks separating you and this 'George' person have dwindled to much smaller numbers. And now you are greeted with those walls again.

The walls are roughly the height of two fully grown trees stacked on top of each other, meaning you'd find it difficult to climb over from any angle. The material the wall where made of well, you couldn't quite place. Cobblestone? Or something else? You decided not to question it too much. That usually worked well for you. Lower down on the wall was a gate, medieval and grand.

It was the best place to start you supposed.

"Hello?" You called out, somewhat hoping for no response.

"Who goes there?" and much like other times in your life, you where disappointed. Great. Now I have to deal with people.

The gates swing open slowly and a guard appears behind the gate. "What do you want? Kinoko kingdom is currently not open for visiting or anything."

Rude. You thought, XD forgot to mention this also, this guard is a low-key asshole. What's stuck up their a- 

"I'm looking for a GeorgeNotFound? DreamXD sent me"

The guard looks at you blankly for a second, almost as if they don't believe you.

"Okay. Please come in." talk about mood swing much? Rude one minute the next polite as heck? Damn- is everyone here like this? I may need to practice my sarcasm more. You think as the guard leads you inside the walled country? Or maybe kingdom? You'd need to ask.

As soon as you stepped out from the walls interior, your mouth drops open. Kinoko kingdom is beautiful, with flowers everywhere and mushrooms growing in the strangest of places it was difficult to not just drop everything you had an roll around in the meadows. 

"Wow." you intelligently say. "This is amazing." however, the guard isn't as impressed as you are.

"Yes I know, now can you please fill this out?" they produce a decently thick pamphlet.

"Uh.. sure? Have you got a pen or something?" the guard nods and hands you a pen. Taking it, you quickly scan the first page of the pamphlet. a personality test? that's Wacky- wacky racers heh-

'What is your name?' you easily fill the first question out, after all it's a given. 'Y/N' but from there, the questions get either weirder or more specific, like; 'Where do you live?' you tick the homeless option, since you had no house here yet, wondering why homeless was a valid option. Then there was 'What was the name of your first pet?' that you couldn't answer, after all you couldn't put 'Wolf Pup 1#' or 'Wolf Pup 2#' so you ticked the option for 'no pets'

"Uh. Why do I need to fill this out?" you ask. "Because these questions are getting really personal." 

The guard looks at you for a moment. "You don't need to write anything else, I think you've passed. This way please." Well, now your even more confused, but, you did as you where told, trailing after the guard with your pets in tow.

As you walked through the kingdom, you noticed how many of the locals would stop and stare at you, and start whispering after you'd passed. Was it your clothes? Could they tell you where foreign? You couldn't quite figure it out. Think less worry less, and anyways what they think is not your problem, after all it's their opinion.