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Exeller: *Looks at Exester holding a gun*


That's a baby with a gun.

BABY. WITH A GUN.

I'm calling the police.


They hung up.

It's a baby with a gun.



Comfort eating.

*Is eating sugar*



That's just sugar.




Aww, it's a baby with a gun!


BABY...WITH...GUN...


*Punches the wall*



...




Who sent you? Was it Rexer(Brian)?

I'll buy him a new turban.


*Asking Pervision*


Does my indurance cover babies with gun?

Oh, really?


*Is hiding from them*


GET OUT.



How about we trade?

I'll give you this, and you give me that.


Now, isn't that bet-

Oh.


I'm really stupid.


*Points the gun at them*

Oh, it's not nice, is it? No, huh?

I'm a MAN with a gun, what are you?! 

You're a BABY. You're NOTHING.


I'm sorry, that was mean.

You don't deserve that. You're young.

Just take mine.


*Gives the gun*

...






Oh, now it's a baby with two guns.


Where's the baby? THERE'S the baby!

WHY DON'T YOU LEAVE?!


GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!!


*Hides*

I'm hiding in the fridge, now.


Y'know, I kinda want him to shoot me.

So when All-Father's(God's) like:

"Hey, Exell(Tom). How did you die?"

I can be like:

"Oh, I dunno, All(God), maybe I was shot by 

A BABY WITH A GUN."


*Exester laughs*

*Exeller sobs*

Don't laugh at me.

You're sick. You're a sick baby with a gun.

*Quickly moves*


Yeah. Not easy, is it?! It's not easy to hit a moving target!


...






You have to leave.


*He puts them out*


??: Oh look at this baby, isn't-

OH NO, IT'S GOT A GUN!!


*Gunshots*



Exeller: I have to move-






[That's the longest chapter I've ever made, lmao-


Inspired in this video below, lol.]


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⏰ Last updated: May 04, 2022 ⏰

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