I went home and just grabbed some beers, ignoring the voice in my head saying 'in have a solution' until I hit the wall that came out of nowhere
"Fuck!!" I rubbed ny throbbing head
'Now listen stupid!' The voice in my head said
"What!" I said getting icecream
'I have a plan, buy a suit and just attend then you'll know that its time'
"Time for what?!"
Then it was quiet in my head
I went out and bought me a suit, then I ran into Daphne's girlfriend Charlie.
"Hey" she smirked as she walked in after me
"What do you want?"
"I didn't think you were gonna show up to see your ex girlfriend" she fixed her shirt "see her marry me"
"Right but I want to see her happy" I gave a fake ass generous smile
She rolled her eyes "sure because she sure as hell wasn't happy with you"
"You'll be surprised" then I left her
"Hello ma'am what would you like?"
That's when it hit me, Alex had a suit in my closet duhhhhhh!!
"Nothing toodles!" I said in a quickness "but then again, do you have dresses for dogs? Puppies perhaps?"
"Yes, size?"
"4 for a German Shepard"
"So its a 4 month old puppy cute"
He left and came back with a suit instead of a dress
"I-"
"I know a dress, we ran out so here" he handed it to me "it even comes with a pink bow tie"
"I'll take it $100" I handed it to him and I got $25 dollars back
"Have a nice day ma'am"
"Toodles"
I bruhsed passed Charlie
"What a loser" she said
"That's why you will not be happy!"
"I will especially on the day of my wedding! Which you will be miserable on" she laughed
"You'll be surprised, I'm happy she's getting married"
"Loser!" She called out
I rolled my eyes and left
Lucky her I didn't pounce on her and tried to freaking kill her, super glad because I will if I need to...but in this case she's not getting married, especially if she didn't show up...muah thanks to me!!! :*
