Pre-Beginning/Paper Puppets Universe

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[Deep within Paper Puppets Take 2 universe, Ace is guarding something when he finds out someone's approaching.]

Ace: He is coming. cover your butt.

Glass Shard: Cover the what?

[Evil Computer (from The Daily Object Show) showed up and does an evil laugh.]

Evil Computer: Ace!

Ace: Evil Computer!

Evil Computer: You've hidden the Kragle well, magic man. [turning to the army of Exo-Huggles 3000s] Robots, destroy him!

Exo-Huggles 3000s:  Yes, Evil Computer.

Ace: Those bears are no match for a Master Competitor! For I see everything! (gets blinded) My eyes, ow!

Evil Computer: The Kragle is the most powerful super weapon in the universe is mine! Oh the Kragle! (evil laugh) Now my evil power will be unlimited! Can you feel me?

Exo-Huggles 3000 (monotone): I can feel you.

[He and the others starts carrying the Kragle away.]

Evil Computer: Whoo! Nothing's gonna stop me now!

Ace: (weak) Wait! There was a prophecy.

Evil Computer: (grumbles, complaints) Oh, now there's a prophecy. [he turns to Ace].

Ace: (cont'd) About the THX logo, it's a piece of resistance.

Evil Computer: Oh, yes, the supposed missing logo that can somehow magically disarm the Kragle. Gimme a break!

[Ace rises and turns to face him, suddenly his eyes shine brightly.]

Ace: One day a talented lass or fellow, a Special one with face of yellow, will make the logo found from its hiding refuge underground. And with a noble army at the helm, this Master Competitor will thwart the Kragle and save the realm, being the greatest, most interesting-important person of all times. All this is true, because it rhymes.

Evil Computer: Oh, well. That was a great inspiring legend that you made up. 

[He then kicks Ace with his leg off the edge of the cliff.] 

Evil Computer: "A Special one?" What a bunch of hippy dippy baloney!

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