PETER
💀💀💀

NED
bro peter is really down
bad

he's literally giggling ????

AKIRA
how do u know

NED
i'm next to him

he's kicking his feet in the
air and his face is pink

he just said "that's my girl"
under his breath

AKIRA
WHIPPED

NED
MORE RHAN WHIPPED

PETER
i hope you die

AMALA
peter why was that kinda...

😋😋

AKIRA
bro?

NED
ayo @ PETER why's there a
pillow on your lap

PETER
go fuck youeself i beg you

AKIRA
🧍🏻‍♀️

good lord

third wheeling never felt
this bad

AMALA
but you've never third
wheeled ????

AKIRA
oh yeah that's cuz u never
got bitches

until peter 🙏🏽🕊

NED
why'd you use those emojis?

he's not dead

AKIRA
it's a free countey i can do
what i want

AMALA
REWEEEEEEEEE

AKIRA
?

ANYWAYS!! have u guys seen
the news ?

they're broadcasting all the
attacks and stuff

NED
yeah it's really sad

it looks a lot worse in person
though

AKIRA
yeah it's terrible

bro they're still looking for
the night monkey

PETER
why?

AMALA
what?

NED
?

AKIRA
??? i didn't know u guys
cared this much about
some dude in leather

AMALA
we don't

NED
yeah

PETER
not at all

AKIRA
......... alright

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