It's the first day of school you just transferred here ... you're about to enter the building as u feel a cold breeze of air hit ur face and lift up ur hair u walk in the building as u see this kid with orange skin like a Cheeto puff he smells like burnt eggs his cheeks are crusty every time he walks a little bit of crust falls to the floor and for some odd reason he wasn't wearing shoes... you think to yourself "damn he's crusty af" people are gazing at him at awe's apparently he's the alpha dog at the school he walks around eating a cold raw hot dog with no bun as he pushed a kid that was in his way and called him a toe sucking slut and people started to through hamburger buns at him apparently his name is Biden you think to yourself "why does he look like a Minecraft ghast" and apparently he's the school target... you start to feel bad for him as you approach him to try to help him of the floor someone touches ur shoulder you turn around.... It's Putin and Obama senpai. Putin is the school rebel and Obama is the nice guy you gasp as you turn around Putin says "let me take care of it" as he spits on the ground and fixing he's leather jacket Obama starts to talk to you he completes your shirt you blush like a little girl as you hear growling you turn around and it's trump and Putin in a dog fight you try to go stop it but Obama holds you back...
He sees that your nervous he take the broom near by and starts to beat trump and putin with it you blush as you think "wow he would really do all this for me" *you start to blush* *you feel butterflies in ur stomach you sallow a big gulp* you think to yourself "I-I-I think I like Obamachan! No that can't be possible first period hasn't even started yet" *you blush and run of* obama drops the broom and says "wait!! Did I scare you?" You turn around and look at him at this point you guys are all alone in a empty hall way you see that he's nervous his face starts to look like a used pad you start to see sweat dripping down his receiving hair line you blush and run of to first period you get to first period and you see that daddy Biden is in your first hour you sit by him as you say "hi" he jumps as he starts to blush a little as he says "oh I'm s-s-sorry I didn't see you there UWU" you say "it's fine no worry's lol" he says "you must be new here right?.." you say "yea how did you know lol" he says "lucky guess..... so why are you talking to me" you say "well you look like you have no friends and I'd like to be your friend!!" *he blushes even harder* the teacher interrupted you two has you start to look around and see people whispering and staring at you two with weird faces.
It's the end of the day and you're walking home as Putin runs up to you and asks if he could walk you home you accepted the offer and as the two of you are waking he looks at you smiles and chuckles you blush a little but you try to hide it he says "sorry about early today and sorry you had to see that" you say "no it's fine" he says "good I'm glad yk I was really worried there" you said "yea I figured by the look on ur face" you guys small talk until you get to ur house
