Chenle and Jisung *making bets on whether he'll live*
Taeyong: "I'm gonna need new members, aren't I."
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Ten: "I want you to kill my ex, but I want it to seem like an accident."
Johnny: "Say no more."
(Later.)
Detective: "Looks like the killer beat him to death with a crowbar then placed a banana peel by his feet."
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Kun: "You need to stop doing weird things. Going out might help."
Hendery: "I went to the park today.
Kun: "I hope you got something out of that."
Hendery: "I did!" *opens jacket* "A duck."
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Jaehyun: "When I said, "Bring me back something from the beach," I meant like a seashell."
Johnny: *struggling to hold onto a seagull* "Well, you didn't fucking say that."
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Renjun: "The vlive was lagging so much.
Mark: "I guess it was..."
Mark and Lucas, simultaneously: "SWAGGY LAGGY."
Mark: "YOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
Renjun:
Renjun: "I've got no will to live whatsoever."
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Chenle: "Good morning."
Kun: "Good morning."
Ten: "Good morning."
Xiaojun: "You all sound like robots. Why don't you spice it up a little bit?"
Yangyang: "MORNING MOTHERFUCKERS."
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[Lucas, getting his car fixed]
Kun: "You used subpar fuel which corroded your injectors and intake manifold."
Lucas: "Uh... English bro."
Kun: "Low quality gas damaged your engine."
Lucas: "Dumb it down for me kemosabe."
Kun: "Bad go-go juice make your vroom vroom machine all fucky."
Lucas: "Oh no."
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Kun: "C'mon guys, we're all friends! Let's hug it out, c'mon! Get in here!"
