Mark: "Oh. Uhm, o-okay then. Can I at least get a not shit hairstyle or colour then?"

SM: "Fine. Chenle, get yo ass over here! Gotta give this green shit to someone now."

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Dispatch: *following Mark*

Boss calling: "Any news?"

Dispatch: "Haechan has been trying to get his attention for 10 hours straight now, Sir."

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(Baby is crying.)

Mark: *awkwardly picks up the baby* "It's okay... you'll learn how to do that on the inside when you get older."

Jisung:

Jisung: "Dude, are you okay?"

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Hendery: "Guys!! Something terrible happened!!!!

Kun stood up: "What's wrong?!"

Hendery: "Xiaojun got hit by a spider!!!!!"

Ten: "Holy shit! Was it poisonous?"

Winwin: "Is he going to die?"

Hendery shaking his head: "....Yangyang and Lucas convinced him that he's going to turn into a Spider-Man, so he's currently climbing to the rooftop to test it out."

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Mark: "Do I really have to make you a soup right now?"

Donghyuck: "I'll sneeze on you if you don't."

Mark stood up: "Good point."

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Mark: "What the fuck! If I ever find the person who stole my shirt, I'm gonna fucking ki—"

Donghyuck: *walking into the room with Mark's shirt on* "Morning."

Mark: *kissed him*

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Donghyuck: *does something cute*

Mark, under his breath: "I'm in love with you."

Donghyuck: "What was that?"

Mark: "I said I'M SELLING YOU TO THE ZOO!"

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Taeyong: *kisses Ten on the cheek*

Ten: "What the fuck was that?"

Taeyong: "Affection."

Ten: "Disgusting."

Ten:

Ten: "Do it again."

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